MAD ABOUT COLLEGE

Time for the ‘G’ word MACsters (for real this time)

2009-01-12T20:13:00.000-08:00

Ok hold up....you people start throwing stones and tomatoes and shoes and stuff let me explain why I’ve been absent for so long...first thing is that Bobby, as usual made my life miserable once again…simply because that’s what he does….mister man kno courts woulda come back for their furniture and everything else he took out ana…yet that idiot of a man gone and auction off the people fridge, stove, living room set, TV, bed and table....and this man had the heart to box done the courts man when they ask him if he outa his mind....anyway...guess whose bank account he went into to pay back courts?

Christmas day was a hot mess….I don’t even wanna get into that….lets just say I’ll never snitch on Santa again….homeboy has people in HIGH places like it ain even funny….New Years morning I was sick like a dog and less than a week later….school. still I hadda admit that if ya’ll vex wid MAC ya’ll have good reason…but I didn’t throw ya’ll up or find something better to do….i took a glimpse at the comments from the last post and some people made it their business to stop by and wish everyone a Merry Christmas and again for the New Year...thank you guys for that.

Ok so I have some good news and some bad news….the good news is that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO……the bad news is that this is gonna be the last post….. I’m not trying to psych you guys out this time….this really is my last post…. but to because I have MAD love for all my MACsters and the SVGCC body in general…. I consulted my staff and during my absence we’ve been up to a little project …just something to keep you guys entertained even though I’m gone ….ya’ll should’ve noticed two things by now….the new look for MAC…I figured that since this is a new year we should do away with the old….and so I have….

Even though my last fake post was a total bust it succeeded in one area….it let me know that 99.9% of the people that read MAC want it to continue…so being the awesome individual that I am I’ve spent the time that I was away from you guys teaching and training a mini MAC…and now I’m proud to say that my student is finally ready to take over the family business. YES WE HAVE A BRAND NEW MAD ABOUT COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing about an apprentice is that quite often they surpass the teacher….well it’s no joke in this case…. The new MAC is bigger-er, badder-er and though I hate to admit it…better-er than the original (which kinda makes me absolute in a sense). I can’t tell you what to expect or how things are gonna play out from here but I can tell you that I have lots of faith in my young padawan and the force is very strong with this one….TO STAY IS HERE THE STUDENTS VOICE OF THE. (everyone can speak Yoda rite?)

I was supposed to write on one last topic but time is against me at the moment so I think I’ll let my protégé handle it… I still hate goodbyes…and I really genuinely love this blog like my first born and you MACsters like brothers and sisters (allyo better fell the same bout me ana) so you must understand that this is not easy for me…but MAD ABOUT COLLEGE has never been about me…the few times that I made it about me it wasn’t pretty but I have no regrets whatsoever. I thought MAC was just a blog at first but now I’ve come to realize that there is a bigger picture to all of this...maybe we have too much laughs and whatnot to notice it but MAC has left its mark on all of us…

You guys might hear from me again in the future… but don’t hold your breath….I had to earn the love and respect that you guys showed me … can you believe that you as far as a relationship goes we’re practically complete strangers….I don’t “know” half of the people that read MAC and the other half I’ve never spoken to them a day in my life before this blog and they’re even some people that I know personally and call friends that have shown me a completely new side to them and of course there are those who I knew in the past and have come to hold a great level of respect for now…isn’t it ironic then that we’ve been through so much in what seems like the shortest lifelong relationship ever.

Ima miss ya’ll like hell but it’ll be good to actually read MAC instead of writing it for a change. Don’t go too easy on the new MAC lest the fame goes straight to the brain and we have more lawsuit drama on our hands….MAD ABOUT COLLEGE still stands for the same thing and that’s YOU the student of this college…good or bad this site is dedicated to making brother out of strangers and sisters out of friends and most importantly….showing everyone that there is a lot more to us as young people than they realize…we aren’t “just” what we appear to be….we are MUCH MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!! (some of us just don’t realize it yet) don’t worry…MAC IS HERE 4 U =O)

Well…looks like this is it….out with the old and in with the new I guess…it’s been a blast guys…thanx fro the memories….Sayonara.

oh before I go lemme tell you who I am…….my name is……(*laptop battery dies*)….

The new MAD ABOUT COLLEGE website is: http://anodawordfovex.blogspot.com/ BE NICE!!!!

Tis the season

2008-12-14T18:14:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I AM SOOOO BORED....I actually WANT school to re-open (God forbid)....is it just me or is Christmas getting more n more uneventful in SVG every year? I remember back in the day C&W used to have a party or supm at Arnos vale or wherever that place is...they used to make some poor bastard dress up in a Santa suit and put a pillow in his shirt....he gave out gifts too.....course Bobby sed that I can’t have any because free gifts is just like selling your soul to the devil (wonder what free rum is then)...anyway..MAC has always been wise beyond her years so I didn’t fall for the whole black Santa thing....turned out to be a huge conspiracy against children....

One year MAC happened to see the REAL Santa getting ambushed by a gang of black guys hours before ppl started to arrive....I know...”MAC if u live Chateau, what u doin in Arnos vale”....well for your information Mrs.Bobby was showing me how to stake out so u cud catch your man cheating...unfortunately that's the same day she met Bobby...anyway...that story’s for another time...as I was saying I happened to spy with my little eyes this gang of black guys mug Santa...they took his clothes, killed Rudolph, and apparently switched the presents...at the time I didn’t think it was a big deal but when my neighbor son came home from the thing and told me what happened I figured it out...

He said that children were running and screaming when they laid their eyes on this black figure in a red suit...giving away gifts...n he came in on a red jeep instead of a reindeer driven sleigh....yep..a new era was beginning and I was there to witness it's beginning...allyo know MAC well informed so this is without a doubt the un-adultrated truth....C&W were set up to take the fall by the government, who were paid by Digicel to ruin the image of Santa Clause in SVG and give buisnesses ultimate power around Christmas time...if children started to believe that Santa was fake then they won’t expect him to come through the kitchen window and put presents under their tree...then they’d have to ask their parents to buy them stuff instead...see where this is going?

The stores in town would now get their fake crappy carbon copy second hand, made in a gutter in China shit sold instead of the cool stuff seen on TV(which we were'nt seeing until Karib cable came in). Then they began to make kids think that the “white man” is the enemy....so parents would talk about how terrible their “white” bosses are...and how greedy they are....then kids would look up to the sucky fake C&W Santa....then finally all the stolen presents over the years ...from America aka "the real Santa" suddenly appeared in stores all around town..Voyager and Sprotts and Jax....outrageous prices...but the kids wanted them...so parents had to work on SUNDAYS...so kids got to watch more Tv cuz we have cable now(house with cable= rich people)...so they saw more American toy commercials, so they really wanted the stuff they saw...losing all interest in the crappy toys they no longer believed in C&W black Santa...or any Santa (seeing that there was no physical evidence eg snow, reindeers, fat white men with beards)so they stopped goin to the show...and C&W got screwed over in the process...but they wanted revenge so they raised their phone bills even higher and started to rob ppl in the sly(it was actually quite open...but they didn't say "SVG we're robing you" so it was in the "sly")

Then the attention turned to adults and teens...

Little did C&W know that Digicel had forseen all of this....and when the time was right they made an appearance....giving the angered C&W competition...forcing them to become more "people friendly"....then cell phones were suddenly affordable and teens and adults were beginning to think about phones and not toys or furniture for Christmas...so the stores got pissed....thus they decided to make a group effort to turn back the focus away from gadgets....Courts and OT planned to join forces with Singer and Y De Lima....they called Vinlec and promised that they would pay them a VERY large sum of money to "bring back the Christmas spirit" in an effort to turn the attention away from adults back to the children...

Then we had the “light up House” competition all over the place...then BAM.....no more phone craze.... all the business decided to go solo....cause things were nice and the money came pouring back in.... and it was every man for himself agen and everybody was happy, kids wanted american toys from stores agen(or just toys period), everyone had cell phones, and teens wanted freedom and places to go to use their new cell phones (this where nine mornings and carolling came in)...everyone got what they wanted EXCEPT Vinlec....

Who tell dem dor pay Vinlec? I think we all know the result of that....light bill in we rasstafar-i...stupes and to think....MAC witnessed the start of all this at such an early age...n I done see how all this goin tie in to the rapture and Armageddon ana...buh daz for another time....now according to a friend of mine Christmas is all about commercialism and begging...(tis the season to be selfish and greedy i always say)...then the food manufacturers wanna sell us plenty food to make us fat ....then the fitness organizations get a chance to make money when u come to them to get slim....personally i dor think da one go work cuz Vincentians rather die eating than spend money...period.

Dor talk bout nine mornings eh....thaz the closest thing we have to a comedy show (next to “in de street”) one year I heard the MC ask a GHS girl (who is now a SVGCC student and was recently featured on a certain list in college) what the nationality of a series of Caribbean islands were....she was goin well until she said that the nationality of citizens of the British Virgin Islands was “Virgins”....maybe she was trying to be funny...and it didn’t cause much harm cuz the only person that thought she was right was Bobby (no surprise).

Long story short...its not perfect here around this season...slavery is reinstated in our homes in the form of “cleaning” ,mentally in the form of “ vacation/holiday homework”....and to top it off... we’re abandoned and told to “find a Christmas job” so that parents no longer have to buy us gifts....cuz we have our own money now...sigh....oh well..its takin a toll on us cuz all my MACsters complainin about how bored they are...but look on the bright side...least MAC is here to entertain ya’ll a bit =o)

Don’t forget the REAL reason for the season though....make sure u heathens find a nearby church this Sunday eh >=o(

Hope ya’ll enjoyed this one...c ya laterz MACsters

MAC STILL dey ya pon de gully side....no surprise there

2008-12-12T08:57:00.000-08:00

Let me just establish that we have some minor major beef...$%#@udbgjjzzj jhjfzb j@$%#^&yuah thjajj;a;;ajkgn;;....no good little buggars....>=o(

...I real vex wid allyo ana....jus so I ready 2 disown college ppl (agen)....I hope allyo proud eh...after all the trouble I go thru 2 make a fake final post and NONE of you fell for it....WTF?? mek allyo stop so...no body ain mek no noise nuttin...nobody threaten to hack n find out my IP address nor nuttin.....I dey braggin to my bloger friends n sayin how ppl go strike if MAC stop rite....I bet money on dis ana....dry dry so I lose $1,500.45¢ & a box of chocolate....allyo dor sure ana......only 41 comments.....tryna say only 41 ppl from college actually like MAC?? >=o(

Sigh....anyway....car stay vex wid allyo long....(put up a new banner all ting)nearly stop write 4 bad spite ana....buh allyo dor care bout MAC no more so i woulda only b hurtin myself (*tears*)....even Bobby get on better dan allyo...Bobby actually tek out a computer by courts to start read MAC....BOBBY ANA!!!! Child molestin, alcoholic, degenerate, half-retarded, country bookie, wutlees @$$ Bobby....who dor even mind me....tek out a computer to read MAC wen he hear that i write bout PAS show...which he went to by the way...only to find out that i was sayin goodbye.....it wasn't pretty but at least he show some emotion n smack me across de head n say i wrong 4 nearly makin him proud....

Sigh....what’s done is done i guess...i actually wrote that fake post for the comments ana...wanted to see if there were any potential future MAC’s among the readers....dor worry i hav my eyes on one or two people....but yea....all now the search for a new MAC is underway...ima b workin along with the FBI (fowl batty inspectors...the real FBI still looking for me) if i ain find nobody den I’ll just turn it over to Bobby or supm (BAC= Bobby About College/Bald and Creepy/Bitch About College) jus keep da in mind next term eh.....ona you better hav some potential else Bobby takin over...n if he say no then prepare urself for Rent-a-cop About College/ Dairy’s of a mad black Rent-a-cop.....either way I’m jus letting allyo kno...buh yer MAC ain gone nowhere....allyo mek sure u check bak here on the 25th lemme holla @ ya’ll...if u still care that is...(*tear*)

What else...ummm...year...school close...whopee...now I hadda go look 4 a job or a man....i dunno....somebody need to tell uncle Ralph da Vincentian young people wanna hav supm else to do than go nine mornings/carolling around Christmas time ana....this is why O’neil going get my vote nxt election...now there is a true man of vision....O’neil promise we snow and how much was it...$200 each to help pay light bill?...

Dor really care if is Guyanese currency...Eustace nor Ralphie never puh money in MAC hand...n d light bill thing ain cool eh...my current cut since September, n now I hearin talk bout how candle n matches price goin raise? Stupes...not to mention da I fail all my exams dem....hadda go into shameless beggin n grovelling mode wen skool start back....sigh.....hadda go mountain wid Bobby jus now to catch Christmas lunch....prolly havin holiday manicou angen....yipee....

MAC well want ona d new phone from LIME for Christmas buh u kno how it is....I too tired to pull off a small hustle and Mrs.Bobby got fired from he job as a nurse at the hospital cuz she was actually stupid enuf to save a life last week....(I’m serious ana...Bobby “fall down” last week n mommy actually help save d man life....think is now I dey in church prayin da supm happen 2 d man...pastor go b soo mad wen he hear da 5 years of collection money to hire a hitman totally went to waste...) 0_o

Anyway....I goin clean out my corner of d house n decorate the ‘latcheen’....then I might thief some food outa my neighbour fridge...its tradition....MAC ain fortunate like allyo....if ya’ll feel like e-mailin MAC a piece of ham I ain go vex....jus sayin....tis the season n such....anyway...bye for now...see ya’ll on Christmas day (cough*bad minded*cough*)....dor sure wa allyo bin tellin me RIP 4 ana...allyo tryna say supm?

I WILL BE CHECKING THE COMMENTS THIS TIME EH!!!!!!!!

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As an early Christmas gift and a “welcome back” present.... maybe someone with eloquence and linguistic mastery (aka sweet talker) should speak on behalf of the MACsters that hurt my feelings by not showing up to give me a proper fake farewell after my fake goodbye....to say “MAC even tho we ain comment we still care”....or something to that effect...else I goin back to Germaneseia.
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Some quick shout out’s:

Constant Princess ,Candy (u kno who u r), Dissidant, Andy a.k.a Mr.Controversy, Pietro, Missfit, Batman, Janique-ka, Bosley(can’t forget Bos),just rescently Sami, Ms.Synful, Junior(my faithful banner guy), Ms.La Terrible, Camz (yes me n the prez cool all d time)ummm...who else...Che-Nelle,DeViAl... ImRaN "D delinquent" ....yea just a few ppl MAC hadda big up n show some love for the support...if I forgot u then u need to stop being Anonymous so u can get your props.

Umm....this is to “Fun, Sexy, Safe, CONDOMS!”.....you’ll get your props the second you OD on some chill pills...ur jus a lil to ummm...liberal...MAC loves that quality in people but your kinda liberal is the kind that’s purposely looking for trouble n confusion...ur welcome as a MACster i persoally i like u (not sure if the felein is mutual) but try to get along with the others ok?...MAC is asking you kindly so plz play nice FSSC ...that goes for everyone else too.....ya’ll play nice over the holidays n come bak to school in one piece so that the admin can begin the torture all over agen... oki? =o)

smell ya laterz

All good thing come to an end.

2008-12-05T21:54:00.000-08:00

Hey MACsters did ya miss me? I hope not because if u started missing me this soon then you’re gonna have a hard time making it through the new year...yep that’s right....this is the LAST MAD ABOUT COLLEGE post!!!!!! You’re prolly wondering why I didn’t follow up earlier during this week...but you guys should learn to appreciate the beauty of suspense.....think about how poetic this is...MAC came out of nowhere without a warning....and I’m going to leave the same way I came. =o)

I know all of you sayin “yea MAC nice try” or “sure MAC we believe you”...but I’m serious....this is the crucial point in a college student’s life.....the final terms in upper six...and as much as I love you guys and enjoy writing MAC.....I car wuk in no serians store 4 d res of my life.....ain’t no way ima let that happen....so if/when I return next year MAC will be a thing of the past....I thought about passing on the torch but....I think its better this way...

So its time for a re-cap...this post is gonna be LONG...I mean...this was a pretty dramatic year after all rite? I’ll be revealing some little secrets along the way and pointing out some things that you may have missed....you know...for the few investigators still left out there.....So...here we go....ok I’m not sure how many of you realized this...and maybe its not significant but...the first post went up on September 11th 2008. The funny thing is that the post was actually written the day before...but I had trouble getting it to my big brother Man About College on time....that was the blog where I said “no one will be SPEARED”....did anyone notice the spelling?....”s-p-e-a-r”....like the weapon?

One person picked it up I think....was it a typo?...maybe its symbolic? But what will I know about symbols...unless of course I’m a literature student right?....and that’s where the fun began....”hmm maybe if I can figure out what subjects MAC does....then I can figure out who he/she really is” ....wrong...MAC had to choose the subjects I did carefully....just to throw you guys off a bit...Law and Literature were perfect choices if I wanted my identity kept secret long enough....one class was half full of possible MAC’s..and the other....who would know where to start looking.... >=o)

Think about it...why not pretend to be a literature student....that way I can be both boy and girl at the same time right? Before I came up with the name MAD ABOUT COLLEGE...I was gonna go with “Mr.P” or some thing like that....(P= pessimist) but then we would’ve had the gender issue...sure a lil reverse psychology would’ve worked wonders here...but college ppl ain dumb.....I needed to be neutral...and I needed people to think that they were ahead of MAC by one step 100% of the time.....so I pretended to be HIM. Who? I think you’re all pretty sure who I’m talking about by now....

Anyway it wasn’t easy but I worked out just fine....the next post was about a certain female who’s name I spelled backwards...and the drama at the mango tree....why write about the mango tree..because then I could be in both lower 6 and upper six at the same time.....lower sixers were pissed to hear that they couldn’t sit there and I’d have to be an upper sixer to know/ care about the mango Tree Crew...or...even a member.....lol i can’t have you people thinking that MAC is someone who’s smart enough to pull this off...i had to make you think he’she has to be MAC because they have the chance to pull it off...

The post entitled “Double treat”....doesn’t it seem as if something is missing? In the post itself it say something about a “triple exclusive” but they’re only 2 stories.....yep..this was my first oopsie...or was it?

In the end the point is that everyone had fun trying to figure out who MAC really was....but the real fun was the story....remember “joined at the hips” and “lizard vs anaconda” ? how about “slap heard around the world”....when I was good I was very very good...but when MAC was bad....I was TERRIBLE....and people weren’t afraid to let me know it.

I survived possible legal action, an anti-MAC site, hackers, teachers and angry students.....but I didn’t give up cuz I thought...”hey SOMEBODY might still be looking forward to reading MAC” you guys rock though...yer I felt really depressed sometimes....like during that week that I wrote no MAC....there was a death in my family....ok..so there wasn’t really a death in my family....I just used the time 2 do homework ok...but I was depressed....I even went to my pastor and Mrs.Bobby.
Did u notice how MAC always reading the bible....hmmm...can that be symbolic of the majority of Christian students that we have in the college that aren’t “letting their light shine”?

The most boring post I would think...would be between...”protein filled surprise” and the “beauty and the beast” one..but those were a result of peer pressure....was havin a hard time deciding whether I shud be nice or not.....and how can we forget “Charlie’s angels”....this was the post that made all hell break loose....did you know I got in trouble at home for writing this post...and again for the post that followed after it....yep...my mother basically told me to get my shit together and act like the smart child she raised or she’ll stop feeding me.... lol......
The point is that MAC was with you all the way....sure my methods were questionable at times but you know I meant well right?....its not my fault that I’m the type of person that has a very small conscience and not because I laugh when old people fall down makes me any less of a person.....so I have a way with words...so I’m mean at times....just showed that I represented the essence of most college students....potential for greatness but deeply flawed by youth and inexperience....point is that for the 3 months...and some...that MAC was around things were anything but boring...and even if they were you still took the time to burn 15 minutes to read what MAC had to say...

A few of my post’s were touchy...even touchier than the two that were removed....but I was smart enough to not write about “the list” and lots of other interesting things that people brought to my attention....but anyway....now that MAC has retired I might be on my account more often now so ya’ll can still hit me up.....unfortunately I think that is nothing but a simple blog.....the admin hasn’t really taken me seriously....from what a source disclosed...there are sometimes gathering at lunch time in the room that members of staff reside....informal gatherings of course but never the less yours truly is sometimes the subject of interest....and it’s usually not very pleasant....
But hey...no biggie...

Ok so everyone knows that it’s exam season by now....the only thing I hate more than these sadist exams is this time of year. YES...MAC HATES CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! Bah humbug.... >=o(

Its all that fat bastards fault ana....when i was 13 i asked for a vibrato....ummm...i mean...an umm...vibrato-linus....its umm this thing that you plug and an ummm......yer...anyway....point is that i asked for it and even though I was good all year long that fat red bellied elf molesting bastard refused to give it to me for Christmas...i visited his sorry ass when he was in Florida and took him cookies and milk and he still had the nerve to not give me my shit......Christmas sucks....I’m Jewish. Hooray for Hanukah!!!

Anyway MAC isn’t very good with goodbyes so ima cut it off here...its kinda late anyways.....its been fun guys..good luck in your exams lower 6....keep beatin them book upper six....don’t stop suckin admin.....keep cutting the grass at the worst possible time grass man......and most of all...don’t stop inspiring people like me. leave a comment....say what your favourite MAC moment was...and remember first commenter gets a prize..........

Ciao =o)

Merry bloody Christmas and a Happy New Year bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love -MAC-

THE END.

If you can't beat them....Join them (Strength in numbers)

2008-11-26T15:15:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "Strength is a matter of a made up mind." -John Beecher-

Hey Macsters you know what time it is of course...MAC has been a career college student so I’ve seen quite a few interesting things and I’ve had my fair share of surprises ....but we all know college people....they never cease to amaze us....but in all my years I’ve never seen such an unbelievable display of rebellion and disrespect....I’ve never seen college people act so....so..... uncoolishly ikky =o(

As I was saying before I went totally blonde on you guys....I’ve never witnessed such unorthodox behavior in all my years....it is my duty as a college student and a citizen of this country to do all that I possible can to prevent an epidemic from breaking out...something must be done before it’s too late....I won’t stand idly by and watch this happen to people I care about.....an evil trend is spreading throughout our college...and I fear I’m the only one that can do something to stop it...before its to late...

There are two parties that, in my view are responsible for this crisis...the first should be of no surprise to most of us....its none other than that Obama dude....stupes...I never trusted him ana...talkin bout “change” and “yes we can”...sigh...look what you n ur big mouth has caused dude....puttin these ideas in the ppl’s heads....some top secret information was leaked to MAC the other day...apparently it was something that America didn’t want us to know about our new president.....it was about the election....ya’ll think that you know everything huh...you guys think that what you see on the TV is the truth? How many of you are aware of the truth about what happened in South Park on the night of the election?...MAC shouldn’t even tell allyo nuttin...but I feel sorry for ya’ll...

On the night of the election around the time when everyone realized that Obama “won”...the Obama supporters in South Park started to celebrate...they kept chanting..”change change change” and “yes we can”...they were so hyped up on all the excitement that they started drinking and dancing and so forth....then it got out of hand...they even turned over a police car when a McCain supporter called the police to make a noise complaint....there excuse....”yes we can”....the McCain supports in that same town started 2 fear for their lives and a little baby boy jumped out of the window of his house because he was a Mccain supporter.....where was Obama in all of this....

According to my sources...it was revealed that he and McCain had planned this whole thing out carefully for the past 10 years!!!!! In fact they are both PROFESSIONAL DIAMOND THIEVES!!!!!!...take a moment to grasp that...they were all in on it...Michelle isn’t even really Obama’s wife...she’s just the tech expert in the group....I can’t say anymore because this might compromise my source and my safety.....so back to what I was saying...beleive it or not...that little boy who jumped out of the window...he almost died becaue he had to be carried to the hospital by his 10 year old brother because his father and everyone else was too drunk to bother with them....when he arrived at the hospital....the fond out that there were only two doctors on duty that night....the Obama supporter was out partying..and the other doctor....a McCain supporter...hanged himself...

So now you know that Obama is the instigator...the enemy...are the LOWER 6ER’s!!!!!! Yes you heard me....I’m on to you...my allegiance is firstly to the upper sixers....and I must warn then...I must warn the world....THE LOWER SIXERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER!!!!!!!

It may already be too late....but I never thought I’d live to see the day....the day that the mango tree was taken over by....newbies....(tears) I spoke about this in the second post..the second post...who listened to me....I spoke of coming to a compromise and look what you ppl made happen...I saw...omg...compose urself MAC.....sigh....I actually saw a TEACHER under the mango tree....a teacher was there...laughing and talkin with a bunch of lower 6 boys....a frickin teacher ???? Who hangs out with teachers???

MAC can’t tell the last time that she saw upper sixers at the mango tree.....I refuse to believe that the elite Mango Tree Crew has been defeated by lower sixers....but I should’ve seen it coming....we allowed too many of them into our institution....then we let our guards down by bringing them on college trips with us...letting them use our library....eat our food...dress like us....breathe our oxygen...ride our vans...what has this world come to?
What’s left....I would say that we should stand up and fight...but how can we win?....they’ve infiltrated PAS and the Heritage club....how could we let this happen...the lower sixers...are...cool.

MAC has come to realize that nothing can be done....they even have the administration on their side....repairs to the hot room...and a new classroom is being built....most of my MACsters are prolly lower sixers.....MAC has no choice...I’m sorry upper sixers....but you know the saying...if you cant beat them....join them...its over....give up and maybe they’ll still let us graduate or have a ball. Goodbye my friends...this is the end....Majority rules.

I’m stupid...lol...hope someone got a laugh out this one...hope no one is dumb enuf to actually take this one 2 seriously....feel free 2 leave a comment and such =o)
BLESS UP TO THE LOWER SIXERS [ Buh seriously....we war bak we Mango Tree eh >=o( ]

Treats form my MACsters MACsters>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ExgUW6ak8&NR=1

link to download the south park episode

http://www.passiondownload.com/tv-series/tv-series/south-park-season-12-episode-12-dsr-xvid-200811073728/

A Wedding and a Funeral

2008-11-25T16:56:00.000-08:00

Yea yea yea I know...”MAC you deserve lix”, “MAC how could you abandon us like that”, “MAC you suck”, “MAC mek you ain give us supm else to talk bout in so long”....."MAC somebody finally figure out who you be and beat yo ass"....yes i kno....its totally my fault for not writing in what almost seems like years...but I have a long list of excuses ready just in case....the top 3...

My computer was abducted by aliens...don’t ask....not cuz u dor believe in them dor mean that they can’t steal my computer jeds..... umm second reason....for those of you that are keen on certain things allyo prolly/might’ve noticed how much police guys you’re seeing around town lately....black squad guys pulled up in a jeep in Tokyo the other day with their guns and everything apparently “looking” for somebody....MAC just wants’ to let you guys kno that I DIDN’T DO IT......how was I supposed 2 know that.....never mind...ppl can’t even put a video on youtube without being hunted down these days...stupes...third reason...this is the most absurd one of all...MAC didn’t find anything worth talking about and there were a few other things that demanded my immediate attention.....like i dunno... maybe the subjects I do in school...you can go with whichever one u like.....

Moving on.....ok so i prolly owe you guys like 15 stories by now to make up for my absence....well I only have 2 for you guys.....and I couldn’t write last nite cuz Bobby was having his period.... oh...and b4 Gamal and all the other jokers I have for MACsters make the joke lemme say early.....NO PEOPLE MY FATHER DID NOT BORN ME!!!!

Ok...first off the bad news....my sister was murdered <*tears*> ....no seriously.....as all of you..(or most)...may know MAN ABOUT COLLEGE is my big brother...so that will obviously make CRF my big sister...well all I have left now is MAN (da sound wrong eh..lol). Forget what you might’ve heard about CRF getting boring and whatnot....us college bloggers are the elite....we can’t be easily stopped...it'll take some sort of serious and the way i see it mischievous intervention by a higher power to stop us....or in the case of my sister...we’re killed before our time...>=o(

Who killed CRF?...our wonderful administration of course.....all the rules...I mean....all the restrictions on dress code and so forth had left my late sister with absolutely nothing to write about...unless of course you wanna hear how everybody looks exactly THE SAME!!!!.....yea some people used to over do it...but it showed that we as young people..especially us ladies had some sort of idea as to how we want to express ourselves.....most of ya’ll ended up looking like some clowns or as if you dressed for school wearing a blindfold...and the hair....let me not go there....I’m not a fashionista so I only used to read CRF for the entertainment but to be honest my sister was a source of inspiration for starting MAC....along with my brother of course....see how evil could come outa supm innocent?

Long story short is that its really simple to “control” teenagers....it’s not the smartest thing to do as you can see...but it’s not impossible...so the admin won this round....most people won’t see it as a big deal...but CRF wasn’t just another blog.....it offered advice, fashion tips...good ones too....(see how fast a certain weave came out?) people got the point and the rest of us got an innocent laugh....even kept some people on their toes...say wat you wanna say but MAC was 10 times harder on people in the past than CRF ever was....but it doesn’t look like my sister will be coming back from the dead anytime soon since no one will risk being a fashion rebel....dor sure waz the admin deal ana... we really need uniform police and 50 security guards?.... one was seen in skinny jeans at that too....CRF was the original uniform police...the admin is the real cold hearted killers...allyo goin kill joy next?...allyo ain even goin pay 4 funeral expenses >=o(

Unto the good news now.....MAC poor...everybody know da....I took the last $15 in my name and say I goin go see PAS show on Saturday night...IT WAS THE BEST $15 I’VE EVER SPENT!!!!! That show sell off....thaz the hottest thing college ever produce since MAD ABOUT COLLEGE and the trip to Kiss me falls (Hellsgate)... usually MAC would’ve said that if you wanted to know what went on you would’ve come to the show..but everybody who was somebody was there...if you weren’t...u missed out....but still they deserve major props...lets see what I can remember... (hope I do justice..I wanted to do a formal and professional review...but time won’t permit me tonight)...

(This is MAC’s personal take on the show eh....only opinions I’m expressing tonight are mine) First thing that impressed me was that...according to Vincy time....the show started ON TIME....wasn’t exactly 8 on the dot but it began within reasonable time....like around 7/10 minutes past 8 or supm like da I think....the MC wasn’t exactly the life of the show....but I guess he got the job done...looked REALLY impressed after the fashion show (what guy wasn’t?)

Other major thing was the first song...it was really really really well done.....not sure if I can/should mention names..but since I’m giving props I don’t think that the people would mind...everyone did a really good job on that song but Liz was unbelievable...I knew that she could sing...that was no surprise...but that song really showed exactly how talented the group really was...wasn’t expecting my friend from chateau and the Ronster would be back-up vocalists or whatever....but it was still done well.....with that said I spent all night looking for that sleeping lion in my village...I mean...the last time I checked Simba and mufassa and scar and the rest of them were safe and asleep in the jungle...but in the song i was told that “in the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight” so MAC was like..holy crap...my village does only quiet in d night so I’m screwed if them boys on the block start to mek too much noise and wake up Simba an dem...I spoke to them and then yesterday I saw ‘sexy bitch’ (thaz the boy name eh) wearing that looked like a fur coat and there was a bbq Sunday night...so I’m guessing that I can sleep in peace now...

Janet Jackson...need I say more?.....ok fine...my girl you kicked ass and took names on that song....you rocked...a few tears made a little 2 second appearance from MAC eyes...but I’m still a G..don’t get it twisted...Janet just sang beautifully..that’s all that matters....fee fee was just as good....MAC ain disputing who was better cuz it doesn’t matter...ah..the fashion show....Malfunction I think it was...SIMPLY BRILLIANT....I would’ve paid just to see those girls fall down...it’s every girl’s dream to see models fall down or have their dress malfunction or something...and for all those of you that didn’t have a malfunction....sigh...I’ll let it slide...buh dor play next time eh... the dance...sigh...I KNOW the guys enjoyed the hell outa that item....I heard one guy shouting ENCORE!!!...and I know he must’ve been paying close attention...but then agen what guy in their right mind won’t pay close attention to 7 sexy girls (and one sexy elf...making it a total of 8) dancing in tights and shorts?

They were hot...girl or no girl u have to admit it...those girls looked really good and they did a great job....I heard a college guy sayin that he has no idea who danced because he wasn’t looking at their faces.....lol pervert....not sure if I’m goin in order or whatever but the last thing ima mention is IBZ....they got off to a rough start but Rico and Claydon (a.k.a Dymez...feel free to correct my spelling)serenaded the ladies with a hip hop song....not sure if it was original or not but the diversity was good..there was something in the show for everybody.....what i dindn’t like was the amount of talking during Gabriel’s rendition....apparently Vincentians still have no/little appreciation for music...which is unfortunate....but good job G.

Now unto the show...the intermission....not very important..MAC got V.I.P treatment of course...JINX WEDDING....two thumbs up....awesome awesome play...the actors were marvelous. Not gonna go fully into details because I have to post this quickly...but umm...now that MAC has let the cat out of the bag with regard to my gender...I’m free to say that ....Roy Sweetness...hmph....YUMMY ...acid or no acid u damn fine boy...nearly giv MAC a heartattack wen you jumped out in them span....brb...

Ok...I’m good now....umm so yea the play was good....EVERYONE did a good job, the pointers from both nights were entertaining as hell...the duppy....props to your make-up artist (all of them) and to you for being so ummm...scary...lol....the pastor...lol...hope the cake was worth it....whether you go to hell for your actions or not..just remember that comforting passage from the book of Bob. Faith and Hope...flawless performance by the both of you if you ask me....the police officers...LMAO...if our cops were like that life would be such a breeze....and Samantha...great English accent...everyone that stepped unto that stage impressed the hell out me....so in case I forgot anything....to everyone in PAS...CONGRATS GUYS.... that was a hell of a performance.....if there’s anything MAC can do to help....ask away.....

Oh a little behind the scenes info from a source.... apparently the maintenance man was giving our guys some problems....MAC heard that its a normal thing that everybody has to deal with... but first up, d man does stammer a lot so MAC was told that they could hardly understand what he was sayin....then the dude start cussin them cuz their practice finished around midnight and de man was makin noise(what’s worse than a guy that stammer’s and tryin 2 cuss?)....

D second late night practice, de man put on the AC on high apparently... I believe he was attempting to make us really cold so we would leave early ....the source said that he personally went and told him to take off the AC and he replied "it off"...or "it...it..o..oo...off" then after that there was a big cussin bout how they have on AC (apparently he didn't turn it off) nobody in PAS was trained in speaking stammer so the people wasn’t understanding what he sayin cuz he was stammering so ....as is usual with young people they laugh at him.....duh...

Mister man start shout and he must’ve turned his attention to another young man and started to bark down on d dude....so as is natural the young man retaliated got a little liberal on the stamma master....there was almost an altercation between the two of them but it was settled before anything serious happened.... the stamma master got his revenge..or tried to get his revenge my saying that the society hadda pay for the usage of the AC and that it’s $100 an hour!!!!!!!!

They could hate on college people all they want..they could give us a hard time till they tun blue and explode....and they can talk shit in the newspaper from now until kingdom come...but MAC is as proud as ever that something good still comes from our college....PAS you’ve made MAC and the rest of the college PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allyo mek we look bad in one post but as far as I’m concerned...we’re redeemed ourselves...so take that...and if I’m in a good mood during the rest of this week then ima write the news and let them know what the MAC and the college students think about that article...but even if I don’t...dor fret MACsters...MAC is here to stay =o)

Thank you with a smile....(UN-EFFIN-BELIEVABLE)...

2008-11-15T13:49:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: [Fed up say this...] “There’s a MAC in ALL of us”.

MACsters I’ve failed you....MAC got OWNED...by the NEWS NEWSPAPER!!!!!!...they did in one article what it took MAD ABOUT COLLEGE over 20 posts...to do...GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO READ...so this article is a tribute to the NEWS NEWSPAPER and the brilliant and ingenious author of “that article”. Before I begin I’m just letting you guys know that I didn’t write yesterday because as you know MAC is an upper sixer...and Bobby is an alcoholic...so MAC has to work before after school to put food on the floor and still study every night...Bobby dearest has taken a sudden and very peculiar interest in my education al of a sudden...his “reason” was that if I “take my school learning goodly” I could get a proper job in a store in town to help him buy alcohol...which according to Bobby’s economics...is getting expensive.

So yea...the least I can do now is still bring you MAC 3 times a week....but if u see posts on a Saturday or Thursday or if like Monday, you don’t see one at all...try to understand...I have an abusive alcoholic to mind.... now enough of that ....MAC was almost run over by an angry mob yesterday....all I made out was green pants and I think one or two skirts....and I think they were headed in the direction of a newspaper sales person....so I knew something was up...course I couldn’t afford a newspaper at the time but I managed to get a glimpse of one....big and bold for everyone with eyes to see was this [today’s topic] headline.

MAC never wanted to take off my clothes so badly until yesterday....no joke eh...that half day came at the rite time yesterday because I got to school around 11 o’clock and when I heard the news I was gone by 11:08....MAC considering taking some classes outside of school and what not cause I done burn up that uniform....now I know college ppl eh...don’t turn this post into another “slap heard around the world” or whatever I named the post about the prez n M.Mouse....MAC, as a God fearing individual has already forgiven certain people for their not so little “oopsie”....know it will never happen again and a lesson was learnt...if you leave a comment...it better not be about “certain people” don’t say ZILch about that person...especially if its negative...have a heart...d ppl goin through enough already...

On the other hand....the News....hmph...I could say anything I want ana because unlike them I’m not bound to remain formal and or politically correct...and I should cuss up a storm to regain my good bad name...but I won’t...because you guys (the news paper) have made it so easy for me to be the bigger MAN/WOMAN in this situation...THANK YOU =o) On that same note let me also say thank you on behalf of the multiple lives that you’ve just made a helluva lot worse....that shit was bad before but now its a frickin tragedy....good job putting it out there for everyone to read about.

Thank you for mentioning that the community college has a porn star: {according to Wikipedia.com.... “Pornography or porn is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer. Performers in pornography are referred to as pornographic actors (or actresses), or the more commonly known title, "porn star".} thank you for putting that out there also.

Much thanks goes out to the News newspaper for humiliating the college and its students....all the students who were harassed or who will be harassed for many generations to come express their gratitude....ad the parents who have, as of Friday November 14th 2008, decided that they no longer wish to send their sons or daughters to the SVGCC. THANK YOU!!!

All the young ladies that will can no longer even look in the direction of a male for fear of being slapped across the face by their mothers...they will also like to thank you....all the haters of the young lady in question will like big u up for giving their trifling asses something to read. All the people affected and involved in this incident will also like to thank you for making their business public knowledge...and knowing Vincentians its probably regional knowledge by now...

MAC will personally like to thank you for making a mockery of true artistic and creative journalism....it was absolutely necessary for you to mention the name of our school and to highlight this issue for everyone to see...it was absolutely vital to include this story in order for you to warn Vincentians about the dangers of...wait...was there a warning from the News Newspaper to the public? Anyway all the other vague examples on page 3 and the reports from the USA and even a bit of law for us uncivilized folk wouldn’t have pulled in such a crowd if it weren’t for a lil' exploitation through gossip. =o)

Thanks so much for stating the obvious News...the internet is not safe, teenagers have sex, teenagers take photos of their sexual acts and that teenagers will forward anything....thank you for being a role model to MAC and showing that once you’re a good writer you don’t need to care about people who are being “scorned hated and laughed at..”

Thank you for making what should’ve been the most important institution of this young ladies life now the most uncomfortable one....way to go Mr/Mrs Author.
Finally thank you for making MAC a target on Friday...I was attacked by a group of angry moms, pastors, pastors, wives, fathers, aunt’s, 3 uncles, two grandmothers and one Godmother....all who were screaming at me, pulling my hair and calling me a whore....someone suggested that the mob behead me or burn me alive like the evil witch whore that I am....they only stopped because I pointed to another girl in uniform and told them that she was the girl the article was about....sorry.

Oh and yes...the gig is up...MAC is a girl...I’m only saying it cause MAC will be coming to an end soon and because I wouldn’t possible feel any sort of remorse if I wasn’t affected by this in someway...so ladies...please lets try to stick together and not bash “HER”. Because of that lovely article and all the forwarders we (SVGCC students...mostly us girls)all have to deal with this...for we’ve been labelled.
There are several lesson to be learnt from this story....but please..harsh words and ‘badeye’ and talking behind her back and cussin and pointing fingers and the gossip and all the other inconsiderate shit that we do is really not needed rite now.

Later all...and remember BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S to the news newspaper/the author...IF you know so much about college students you should know that MAD ABOUT COLLEGE doesn't approve of hostility towards my fellow students....while i may have smiled and said thank you in the most sarcastic of ways....and for the sake of "proper writing"....tonight's MAC is a BIG EFF YOU....just so you're clear...oh and no more news coming in my house...alyuh should know better than dat man....FRONT PAGE...and u call the college's name....y'all writing news to long to be doing ignorant shit like this....seriously....this is beyond childish....for so called professionals...that was pathetic.

PORN!!!!!!!!

2008-11-12T15:06:00.000-08:00

Hey MACsters its me agen...the mad virgin is back to entertain you kids after a hard day of school in the extremely HOT sun...the pages in my bible started to shrivel up all ting how the sun hot.... but you know what else is hot...that’s right today’s topic...you know MAC couldn’t resist this one rite...after all it’s what all the buzz around school is about...don’t act like you don’t know...let’s not waste any more time...

First thing.......if you’re reading this expecting me to talk about YOU KNOW WHAT... you’ve just been MAC’d (it’s my version of punk’d) GOTCHA!!!!!!

I may be a lot of things but heartless is not one of them...like Obama I promised change and I don’t intend to go back on my word...if you’re disappointed then that’s too bad...I know everyone was expecting MAC to write about THAT but I won’t. By the way...PORN stands for: “Positivity Often Ruins Negativity.” Take that haters >=o)
Now how will MAC possibly entertain the 3 ½ MACsters that I have remaining...since I’m not going to base tonight’s topic on college people...and since it’s my blog I can talk about whatever I want rite? Good well let me tell allyo about the near death experience MAC had the other day....true story eh...

By now allyo know MAC live Chateau....and a Germanese teenager in Chateau ain exactly the most fortunate person in the town...or village or whatever...ok so moving on...unlike most of you MAC dor ride the “gravy train” agen so I hadda bathe by my neighbour the stan pipe and catch public transport...ok so I know you’re prolly like of please MAC..What’s so bad with public transport....allyo forget MAC kinda delicate or wah (Bobby ain exactly “gentle”eh so I’m just happy I can walk straight and sit down...after....omg....the pain.....my poor donkey..*tears*)
Stewps...back to what I was saying..

I dey in the van and they stop for this old dude to come in...MAC in the back seat...and I’m reading a psalm so my head is down and my elbow is on the seat infront of me....so far so good rite? Good...now as mister man go to sit down his finger scratch me on my elbow and if it wasn’t for the blessing I had just received from psalms 165 verse 17...I mighta accidently buss 6 eff note on d man eh...but like I sed....he’s old...and next thing people in the van hear me cussin this deaf man and go tell Bobby wah happen...hmph....come see trouble. So MAC jus keep quiet.

But two seconds after MAC see this man with his finger in his mouth...and on the finger is...ok picture this...the man black but you could still tell he finger dirty...as a matter of fact I sure I see some thing blink at me...but it was an old crooked finger and something looked yellowish on it.....and I bin around a long time eh...even before toothbrush...so I know for a fact that nobody ever used their finger to scratch off the stuff of their teeth as a method of brushing.... buh if you think thaz bad mister man same finger reach in he nose...

Now bearing in mind all that I’ve said about being fragile...don’t you think seeing that ordeal so close is enuf to give lil ole me a heart attack?...buh when I remember that this same corpse of a man scratch me with his finger....ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE....MAC scream from Layou to hospital corner eh...an I lean over and scream rite in d man ears for bad spite too eh...den when he bin coming outa d van I scratch my [other word for donkey] and stick my finger in his ears....but in a very sophisticated manner of course =o)

And now that I think about that little encounter I can’t help but remember all the other little encounters I’ve had when it comes to vans ana...one time this boy com in the van and a song was playing...he thought it would be cool to play the same song on his phone after the song had already started...MAC introduced my left hand to his face and confiscated the phone of course...cuz MAC is a thug like da if you feel my drift....then this other time when MAC was in Toppa express this crazy woman come in the van an start to feel up MAC goodies.....ok so she ain do tha buh she scared the hell outa me eh...twitching and shit and singing “Mary had a little lamb that was a little ho”....

Then is all the people wit the sensitive ears that feel anything louder than a dog whistle is noise...so they SHOUT to the driver to low down the music...MAC does well war listen some Mavado ana (wait crap...I cuss Mavado already...oops)

Speaking of da...I saw Bounty Killer and Elephant Man in a van the other day ...it hadda be then cuz that kinda ugly is unique only to those two...MAC dor appreciate old van stopping for me or old van conductors making eye contact with the I...I had to deal wid Joey the other day for da ana...cuz he see me with my Gucci handbag and think is a lunch kit he play he stopping for me...he sure?

I also don’t like facially challenged people making their presence known by being LOUD in a van...I don’t like that when a van stop for some of you allyo takin your own sweet time to glide across the road and mek MAC hadda wait on allyo. I dor like how everybody trying to take up Damien style and play they driving from the conductor side...and why is it that when I’m trying to be late Toppa and Krap does fly over everybody and reach school fass fass buh wen I war get there early the van hadda stop every 4 ½ minutes?

Personally I think that these vans need to get their act together....first thing set an age limit 16-18 for Top ad Krap (upper sixers hadda get first preference on afternoons of course) and get a beauty meter...that way you ride the vans according to you rank...its a thought...daz all...but at least that way the Stunner and Krips(z) people dor hadda take up my seat in d good vans...you’re known by the van you ride man... I done now...

Thank you guys for staying and reading the crap that I wrote....it’s the best that I could’ve done since I refuse to speak on a particular subject...I will say this however...a little birdie may have told me that a certain black bitc....I mean a wack snitch...made a bad situation worse by reporting a student to the college “authorities”...that’s not cool...SNITCHING IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!...allyo dor learn ana...ass kissing still gives bad breath...and snitching won’t make the hair on your chest go away.... >=o(

MAC is a firm believer in PORN....are you??? (Whether that was a pun or not will vary according to the reader).

This YUTE name MAC

2008-11-07T18:14:00.001-08:00

Good night Macsters, so I don’t know about you guys but the highlight of my day was that the YUTE newspaper came out today....we nah dog after all....we have our own newspaper. Anywho...the first thing that grinded my gears....was that MAC didn’t make the front page....but I got over it by the end of the day...

I somehow managed to make the paper after all....I don’t see any reason y allyuh wouldn’t want to buy the paper in the first place so I’m just goin to assume that everyone reading MAC tonite will know what I’m talking about... we all know there is a comments section on this blog for you guys to express your views about the posts I write, but after reading the YUTE newspaper this afternoon ‘What are your views on the “Mad About College” blogsite’, MAC realized that I’ve been punked... the views expressed in these online comments are apparently misrepresentative of the student body.

My reason for saying this is that it would appear that the majority of the comments commend the work that I do, while the 4/6 of the responses in the YUTE newspaper expressed something else. Now it is my understanding that if someone asks what you think about something you give your honest and unbiased opinion, both good and bad, but I understand most likely better than anyone else, how easy it is to only notice or pay attention to the bad things that go on around us.

Maybe some true MAC fans didn’t get a chance to express their opinions...but the reality is that I can only rely on what I read today....because I love ya’ll I’ll just let you know that was said...just In case some of you found it extremely hard to take a dollar out of your pocket to purchase the news paper today, so let me enlighten you on some of the responses...

One person said “It was funny and creative at first, but then it got out of hand” well this is true to some extent but don’t forget that there’s an old MAC and a new MAC.... if you followed MAC every night from day one you will/should see that as of late there is always a moral to what is being posted....not everyone agrees with it...and it’s not always explicitly stated but...a close reading might show that I’m tryin to keep myself from getting “out of hand” (which I suck at sometimes).

Another said: “At one time it seemed to be good, but at other times it’s too antagonistic...In addition the comments posted are too disrespectful and persons need to exercise restraint” Mac no longer targets anyone in particular, the blog is mostly for humour and upliftment as a people...If I recall correctly MAC does look out for the young ladies when they do something wrong;...I ain’t their mommy buh I hav a mother and sisters...so I can’t help it....my method may not be the nicest...but its called a “writing style”...I’m just tryna stay in character when I write...sry for the misunderstanding...and secondly MAC fed up talk to people about the comments they post...the most I can do is hope that when the time comes for some of those people to speak up for themselves or for a good cause they’ll be just as liberal and radical...

However the response that really tickled my fancy was this: “At first it started out really well but suddenly the blogs began to insult people. That got me upset because the truth was being twisted to degrade persons and too much name calling was present. I think it should continue but the author should take it down a notch.” I ain’t go lie, MAC is guilty of throwing insults and making fun of people for no good reason (except in the name of “entertainment”), but personally... that’s my soft spot...being reminded of those days...I’d like to think that I really try in that area...was there really no noticeable difference in my writing after I came back from that one week break of writing? People enjoy constantly reminding me that I’m the scum of the earth... we get it...I’m a bitch...but being reminded is like a “one step forward and two steps back” scenario for MAC....lets move on from that plz....since everybody still celebrating Obama’s win...think of it this way....if every bad thing an African American did was brought back up then Obama would have one hell of a hard time on his hands trying to convince people that as an African American he can be different or bring about change...am I right?

Oh and the whole twisting the truth thing, MAC ain’t an investigator annah, I have to go on what people come to me with, besides I made it clear that it’s not all fictional...yes some exaggerations might be used, but I’m sure your familiar with that literary device[ well I hope you are] ...but the part that I really like was the “too much name calling present”.... hmmm...MAC does stress almost every post to hold it down with the name calling in your comments....dwelling in the past much guys?
I originally had something else planned for tonight you know but after reading this newspaper I really had to address it, I support YUTE...I think its cute (lol)...nothing in it was boring...and I think it kicks ass for a college newspaper.... it was a good read and the writing skills are commendable...but just a suggestion guys....all of you know how to contact me...how about interviewing me personally next time.....(in hopes of making the front page)...and for everyone else....plz...MACster or not...try not to dwell on the past...if you’re gonna give your opinion/ talk about MAC ...talk about the good the bad and the ugly...both past and present.

No hard feelings from my side though....looking forward to the next one...and dor forget part two of the dinosaur story that the kid wrote eh....big up to everyone that reads MAC... that means you too ANTI-MAC =o)

The tale of a Risen Star & a Fallen Star

2008-11-05T17:49:00.000-08:00

Hello hello hello MACsters, I know everybody in a good mood because our boi is the new President of the United States of America, most of you prolly ain even notice that MAC ain rite on Monday, but for manners sake I think I should let all of you know that I wasn’t even in the country...MAC ha to go and cast my vote...so yea..MAC actually help put Obama in the White House eh. MAC, Mc Cain and the President elect had a few drinks early this morning before I came back so things nice.

Therefore MAC hadda start off on a good note tonight coz as most of you may already know Obama put some licks in Mc Cain skin last night. I have to say that I am very proud of Obama for making history and paving the way for us coloured folks to know in our heart, that it is possible to do anything as long as we apply ourselves and put God first; then we can all be as good as some of history’s greatest achievers (we don’t have to all become President...ya’ll can be special in your own little way). However some black people amongst us in our own little St. Vincent have the education, have come as far as college to go and ruin themselves in a cheap MUSIC VIDEO!!!!! This is wat does get MAC vex eh...and this is one thing MAC aint KOOL WIT.

As mad as MAC is on this particular issue I hadda say that when I saw the video the first time I was almost brought to tears(mostly because of how sucky it was)...yes its that bad....no...people its straight up terrible....the cheesyness almost stifled me. You hadda watch it for yourself but because I’m not including the link in this post I’ll fill ya’ll in a bit. So this...thing...is three minutes and thirteen seconds long....it’ll prolly be the most excruciating three minutes of your life...but I know allyo goin still watch it( for those of you that haven’t already seen it).

The video starts out in somebody’s dead great great great grandmother’s house and then some loser answers the phone....Brooklyn is short one wigga and SVG has one more wangsta apparently...oh joy...anywho...so they speak some foreign language that is unable to be comprehended by anyone with a functioning brain...and then all hell breaks loose.

Now allyo MAC come from a Christian home eh so take it from me...I had to learn the hard way...make sure there are no children around because this “song” (I use the word song very lightly) has in more curse words than even Mavado can count...Bobby gimme one hard slap wen my cousin start to sing the song in church on Sunday. Ok first thing...for a “gangster rapper”...why does he look as if he bought all his clothes from Moussa? but...MAC Salvation Army clothes ain much to brag about so lemme move on...

Allyo saw spiderman rite....you see how he does hold on to the wall wen he’s crawling on it....is jus so mister man hold on to the young lady’s derrière...as if its about to fall off...stupes....you know what..I give up...MAC is seriously at a loss for words for this one eh....I just wanna take off my shoe and beat vanilla ice and his three stooges...and as for the young lady...you’ve had your five minutes of fame( well 3 but still..)and in those short moments you’ve left a stain on your reputation that will last for years. conngrats on making yourself look like a rap video tramp.

MAC for one will not soon forget how our fallen “star” (I use that word lightly also) as it would appear, made herself seem/look dumb enough to want to be a music video tramp....and couldn’t even do that properly...you were just sitting in the dude’s lap and basically scratching his face...you should’ve been trying to get him to keep his mouth shut instead. All the elaborate hand gestures still didn’t manage to convince me that you can break my bones...unless ur talking about, chickens, aenorixic people, or stick creatures....I don’t think you’d be breaking any bones....your “handgun”...literally...the only “gun” I saw was the one made by his hand....P. wigga...if you can so much as spell the word then I think you should count your lucky stars....

I know girl scouts that look scarier than you. And this is why I don’t understand what was goin through his chicks head...if u gon do something like this then at least associate yourself with a singer that can actually sing and song that doesn’t look like it was done on a 7 year old’s allowance nah. I mean if you insist on degrading yourself, and if you don’t mind making a complete fool of yourself for everyone to see then,....umm...wait...no....there's no upside to this is there?....oh well...I guess we can’t all be functioning members of society now can we. someone has to waste their education, make a fool of themselves and then resort to cleaning the streets. (not saying that this is your fate....just saying that u made a really bad move with that vid that might come back to haunt you).

Before I leave I have some advice for the “fallen star”...grab a dictionary and look up the words, ‘integrity’,’ pride’, ‘self- respect’ and ‘dignity’. After that...do some research and try to find out what women went through to get to where they are today. And last but not least....take a look in your mirror...do you see anything to smile about? I hope not....because you let down EVERY single female in our college...even those who do worse things than being in a music video on youtube....because what you did by your actions was to let every viewer know that “I may be a huge disgrace and let down to myself and many others...but I don’t care”. and that is the story of our lives isn't it....we don't care enough to even respect ourselves...So one black person made the world proud...while the other proved almost every bad thing ever said about a black woman to be true.

Isn’t life grand for black people =o)

2008-10-31T19:19:00.000-07:00

"We all think the Library sucks"....duh -MAC-

Goodnight MACsters, and anyone else reading MAC tonight, I’m in a rather good mood today because I’m feeling all the love from you guys....omg you guys are my friends now.... I love ya’ll so much ya hear.... ya’ll are showing so much passion that its almost disgusting...this is exactly what our college needs...passion and character....young people that believe in and stand behind something...people that can and will speak out if there is injustice.... ya’ll just need to start doin it with (according to constant princess) “eloquence”. Buh anywho, enough of that cheesy mess....like somebody say “love dor exist”....but there is love around the college...lots of it...whether you believe it or not....but you know where there is no love whatsoever......IN THE LIBRARY!!!!

MAC cannot begin to tell ya’ll how much complaints I does get and hear about that place....I’m hearing more complaints this term than I heard last term when I was in lower six.....lemme give you a tour....first lets go back in time to about...2 years ago....this information is from a fellow MACster....apparently students “saw it as a place to hang out more than commit themselves to some serious study time”....hmm why does this sound so familiar...well I guess that we didn’t call it the “Lime-ary” last year for nothing....I car blame them ana their library more comfortable (and bigger) than my house...so if the people them find a comfortable corner and the scenery/ atmosphere overwhelms them.....wa u go do?

My source also told MAC that the Group study rooms were used to “play cards, discuss people, fool around and some couples used it as a time to “get to know one another better” “....well MAC highly allergic to books and anything of the sort...and rent-a-cop like he have some sort of MAC detector so when I come in he start to spy on me like he name 007...so MAC does stay far from their library...but I doubt ppl does be playing cards in dere....the rest I might hear about in the comments...I mean “msn”.

That bunch from two years ago were deemed “THE WORST STUDENTS TO EVER LINGER AROUND COMMUNITY COLLEGE” ...see allyo ain da bad after all....now ppl does only say college ppl bad....its an improvement if you ask me...

To the present day now...a few weeks ago you used to see the nerd squad camping outside the library near to Dr. Mark’s office...which is strange cuz we couldn’t do that last year...then agen we didn’t hav a nerd squad last year (I think)...but now I dor kno wat really went down but like they found a new section to chill out....

From the time you break the door is trouble...the only two cool ppl in the entire library is the bag dudes...fuss thing u hadda see is rent-a-cop big ole head...stupes...I dor even war start talk bout he...we ha beef from since back in 1492 when MAC start college.... I used to hear this talk about ppl being around the school campus but they’re not registered students...but oh gosh....most ppl dor feel too proud about the mugshot ID card that mister man/woman does demand to see...I mean ya’ll does car let it slide sometimes...8 out of every 10 students that pass through those doors does actually have something important to do in the library.....y u go turn back a student cuz they don’t have their ID card...and I kno allyo could identify most students without seeing the card...

If your “dress code” doesn’t get you turned back then...congratulations...you get to deal with “the stick people”...I call them the stick ppl cause they does act like if the have a stick up their [another word for donkey]....is prolly from sitting down all day long....

YOU all know about the sofa’s around the table....apparently only one person is allowed to sit on them at a time....now this sounds reasonable except for when another source...told me that today some history students were in the library studying for “qualifying exam” ...anyway they were at the couch section but there were more students than available seats...so common sense...I would think would lead you to ask your friend to scoot over a bit so that you can share the seat....now them chairs bigger than MAC bed eh...so i dor know how the ppl could say that the chairs car accommodate two ppl..the folks them want to study so much that they sat on the floor....in their school uniform...their well ironed uniform...big ppl children pushing aside chairs to sit pon d ground???

I hear that they prayed all thing before they study (MAC setting a good example apparently) so obviously they ain bin jokin around with this study thing.....the people were interrupted again by another stick lady who told them this time that they weren’t allowed to sit on the floor and that they should book a study room...now i kno u dor need maths to work in a library but miss lady...is only six people allowed in a study room.....my source sed that there were more than six people present....wat you want them to do??....MAC really tryna figured out wa college ppl do allyo ana....dor tell me is cuz d school library look better than the public libray in town allyo let da go 2 ya'll head ana....cuz dats just sad.

Now MAC hearing something bout drilling...in the LIBRARY...allyo dor sure at all ana.....da really cudn’t wait jeds? As for Mr rent-a-cop....when they ain giving ppl poem to write or read (bout his trip to bequia that apparently sounds like a four year old wrote it...or like he jus put a bunch of alphabits cereal in his mouth and jus vomit it up all over the paper) he jus plain ole provoking ppl girl children...boys too(mostly dress code..i think)....YOU’RE THE SECURITY....not our friend....its lame to hang out with old ppl dude....

And as for the lady....miss the ppl them want me to let you kno that you’re not fooling them when you sit close by and pretend not to be listening to their conversations..its called eavesdropping...and its immoral...EVERYWHERE....
Last but not least the heat.....MAC love allyo too much ana...I hear bout this heat thing and say lemme tek the journey in dere and see what all the fuss is all about....I swear I bin start seeing mirages all thing up in dat b***h....allyo need to inquire about the reason as to why its so hot...when or if you’re told you’ll be like “WTF da hadda do with putting on the air con or opening a window”....but mek sure u ask and find out for yourself...MAC done get the reason from ona my sources.....

Is just a suggestion eh buh maybe if someone with good acting skills were to maybe have a heat stroke and...I dunno...accidentally threaten to take legal action then...maybe things would change in the heat department....there’s alot more to say about the library but not enough time...so I say lets continue this conversation over on the new msn...constant princess I war hear form you eh.

Happy Halloween all...enjoy your weekend and jumbie let go 2morrow so carefull how u walk. (now lets continue this discussion in the comments area....we dor hadda reach 100 this time)

Message to the MACsters

2008-10-30T19:07:00.000-07:00

Last night was rather INTERESTING...163 comments....wow...but MAC has a few things to say about last night (as usual). The post wasn’t really meant to trash anybody ana I think I was just trying to give the president a heads up and tell M.Mouse da she ain get on good with ma homegirl. But this was the first time that the fans pulled a MAC on MAC.....allyo bin really out for blood last nite boi...I dor mind allyo expressing your feeling but ppl seem to think that I can delete comments...I can’t...the most I can do is set restrictions.....if allyo dor careful i’ll have to make some changes and soon is only ppl with goggle accounts go be able to comment n I dor want that.

First lemme deal with the comments...I starting to notice that the MACsters are getting quite liberal these days and the comments starting to seem much hotter than the post itself....I dor mind the feedback at all but I think some MACsters were having a little too much fun. All ah we is one so its good when we can get together and talk about stuff...but a discussion and commess is two different things ppl....MAC trying to avoid commess....I’m trying to be a sort of news reporter...notice I sed I’m TRYING....because it could still come across as commess to some people... but as far as I see the definition of commess is as subjective as the truth.

Allyo is MAC babies’ ana so I hadda train allyo before ya’ll get too hard to go with....rule number one DON’T CALL NAMES!!!...thaz the most important rule...if u goin leave a comment dor forget da....I kno allyo bright so allyo cud avoid the name calling with ease....jus be creative and not specific ....two, no cursing I like the little trend that’s goin on with instead of saying a** ya’ll say [another word for donkey] that’s fine by me...and funny as hell. Remember MAC does go church ana...allyo car spoil me with allyo foreign language.

The people that have more scurmish than MAC....be very careful....MAC dor write everything ppl tell me ana...some things should be left/ kept hush hush...college people dor play wen their names get called ana...allyo safer than me if is anything I hadda take the rap for allyo sake cuz MAC supposed to have control over the blog....rate what you know by how juicy and true it is...if it rank above a 6 in the juicy department and if its an 8 or above in the truth department...tell me n lemme put my talents to good use and spice it up and put it out dere..if its appropriate if not....keep it as your little secret.

Also not because I diss somebody mean that I hate them...I have no hard feelings towards anyone I write about on my blog...I love every single one of you....I just don’t keep my opinions to myself sometimes....so take it easy on the ppl dem..I noticed allyo treat certain ppl real bad last night boi...try to hold it down a bit for MAC nah...cuz if things get outa hand I go hadda stop write...

Constant Princess...I love u bad ana...fell I go hadda mek you my vice for true eh... u seem real cool and I might hadda put u under witness protection before that anonymous person get to you first lol... but I notice like u ain too sure eh...talkin bout u’d hav the potential to be ANTI-MAC...wa do you..You’re a MACster and u ain goin nowhere near no ANTI-MAC.....I kno u ain go drop MAC dry so...so I an botherin with u. >;o(

Anywhichway...as I was saying, people when allyo on leaving comments on “msn” try not to stray to far...no explicit conversation a.k.a hold it down on the sex talk...dat is one topic MAC has nothing to say on....try leave da outa the blog plz...teachers does read MAC eh...I don’t want them getting the wrong idea about MAC so plz...friends I beggin allyo plz be careful what you say... ppl done start to say I’m inspiring hate in my readers I don’t want that we want less hate around the college.... thank goodness allyo dor go an trouble the ppl dem cuz I ain able..if anyone of my babies get in trouble I hadda try come to allyo aid...and if “Mickey Mouse” hav a problem I hadda be her voice too...all a we is one...God say mus love everybody...he never said to like everybody...but try to show a little bit of love nah.

Allyo really had my back last nite n I appreciate that buh I cudn’t stay up as long as some of you...but the anti-MAC thing didn’t make it past me....I kno allyo expect me to start to cuss and rebut but obviously the author is a college person and I love all the college ppl....so my friend if you goin to volunteer yourself to be MAC’S guardian please do it properly....if you’re there to correct me when I’m wrong then “i’m kool with it” lol (course I know bout da)....on the flip side of the coin if u gonna continue to do what you did last night ur not gonna reach very far because ur goin down the same road that I went down in the earlies...its not pretty....

Your first post was trash at best because all you did was “diss” me (quote unquote) and then agree with most of what I said lol...but its ok ur new at this....reading a book might help though....I know is plenty comments from last night buh try and scroll thru them and look for the first one that I posted...wait lemme quote it 4 u man...save you the trouble of GOIN ON MY PAGE LIKE THE REST OF MY FANS AND READING MY SHIT....ah here it is... “(MAC dor ha luck with the opposite sex...my only love life is with this blog *tears*)”....waz ur point? Oh yea I remember... “I can clearly see that MAC has no experience with love at all. In this weird thing called love people will get hurt but then even we all kno that.” Yes we all know that...but did you figure it out all by yur pwescious widdle shelf?
MAC has a lot of fans that will support me all the way....we don’t want any kind of verbal war on our hands.....love is the key word....

So for now my friend the score is MAC- 1 & ANTI-MAC-0...because “In a battle of wits you’re clearly unarmed”. (Oh come on you really think I would let all that talk about me being molested and raped slide?....now everybody know my business... ur sources real good tho...I thought I did a good job at keeping the whole rape thing undercover ....and omg how could you talk about kenlyn like that...she died last week and I’m still torn up about it (*tears*)...and worst of all Bobby goin vex da he name call up ana...oh dere come see trouble tonight...) =o(

See allyo 2morrow...much love (allyo kno MAC dor usually write on Thursdays no more so dor bother complain if it ain funny or nuttin) goodnight Constant Princess...and everybody else ...You too Aunty-MAC...I could hook u up with the guy that did my banner 4 me if u’d like =o)

There's a MAC in all of us!!!

2008-10-29T16:44:00.000-07:00

Quotes of the day:

“He who does not feel his friends to be the world to him, does not deserve that the world should hear of him.”-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-

“Lack of loyalty is one of the major causes of failure in every walk of life” -Napoleon Hill-

“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

(It's a touchy topic..thus one quote won't cut it)

Good night agen people and sorry if I ain’t in one my best moods again tonight coz 2day somebody tell me some comess da really spoil it for me eh...I know allyo war know who so bright fuh piss off MAC but they ain’t piss me off directly is one me school mates that geh the real shitty end of the stick and MAC ain’t pleased so I had to talk bout it... so yea getting into the story...

Allyo should done know who I’m talkin about...is one of MAC’s favourite readers who once upon a time sent some long comments and gave me a piece of his mind about all the wrong stuff I did {or said} ....I figured that I should take it in a mature way and look at it as constructive criticism and apologize where I was wrong... but the table’s have turned and now its my time to give you some “constructive criticism”...and I know this going cause controversy but MAC done say no one is safe and daz what anonymous comments are there for and if you’re wrong you’re wrong, so here we go...

For those of you who still ain’t know the presidential person I talking bout that’s too bad...u go hav 2 figure it out on your own... MAC stop call name...buh lemme tell alyuh dis.... bossman had a real sweet girlfriend eh....when I tell you one of the sweetest person college have to offer {done know college sour when it ready}, every time I see this girl she always smiling and putting me in a happy mood and is not a favouritism thing....ask anybody...u could ask d dog tha does b by the tuck shop all thing....she is genuinely a nice person n she ain’t ugly eitha, she ha personality and ASSets (which is rare)...

Now boss I kno u prolly busy doin whatever it is you do... buh dor tell me that u ain notice that u ha she sulking around the place? The reason?...after their long and what appeared to be promising relationship, homeboy just drop d girl like hot potato just so after she done go through so much for his {other word for donkey} and gone pick up some Mickey Mouse looking character {Mickey cuter} with coolie hair who does talk like half she windpipe block wid a broken whistle..... and the reason for the topic is that she and “first lady” were friends!!! BETRAYAL MUCH?!!!

I vex wid this for two main reasons eh, the first one being after you done butt a woman over and over again(do you deny it?) and she forgive you soo much times wa other quality that is soo missing that you have to go look for it in Mickey Mouse...Disneyland ain’t that lovely for 18 yr olds annah boss...its for kids...u really serious bout leavin a mature attractive young lady for a cartoon character? And I cud just tell that president going leave a comment on this post ana but he’s well known at the college and sets an example for all of us to follow. So go ahead...I show my true colours so u should too.

MAC figured that if I am to continue down the path of talking “commess” that there should at least be some sort of moral to the story...so here it is. Mr. President you are a very well respected individual and whether you know it or not many students look up to you, now while you/others may say that I have no right to put your private business out in the open like that, just like MAC your actions affected others...whether or not it was your intention does not change the outcome. Now to all the fellas out there who are your “friends” and those that “respect” you, is this your way of telling them that this is how to treat a lady? Or is this your way of saying to everyone that you can get away with anything and still look “good?” Do you know why adults say we aren’t ready for love? CAUSE WE’RE NOT!!!!!!!

Maybe its asking too much of you to be a good president (which you are) and a good person 24/7 and to everyone you come in contact on a less formal basis. Maybe your flaw...much like mine is that even though you don’t intend it...you just can’t be bothered or help but hurting people....and caring about some peoples feeling just seems too hard to do....I’m working on that little problem so there’s hope for you. But personally I think you could’ve handled that situation in a more “humane” manner coz there are just some people that don’t deserve such treatments...and just remember a little thing called karma! You have a right to be with who you want, and I wasn’t in the relationship so maybe I’m being biased....so if I overstepped my boundaries I apologize…But may I just make a suggestion.....the young lady is obviously hurt....an apology won’t hurt her any more than she already is....forgiveness is a major element in love and friendship...but who am I to talk right...MAC ain ppl...jus the commess blogger with no life =o)

The next problem...is something that lots of us have trouble with...LOYALTY... How d hell a FRIEND go do that??? I mean isn’t friendship sacred anymore??? A little birdy came and told me that when “first lady” went and asked “Mickey Mouse” how she could do that the reply was simply “ We does talk but that doh mean we is friends” What tha hell!!!! That is downright disrespectful and she can’t pull that one coz everybody used to see those two “friends” walking, laughing and talking or was it a game all along, or a mean hypocritical TRICK? {pun intended}

MAC’s message to miss Mickey mouse is “ YOU SUCK!!!!” ...sure I could’ve softened the blow a bit...but did you? It really is a shame coz hunny I strongly doubt....what the hell MAC saying bout doubt...YOU AINT worth it and no matter what you will NEVER class up to first lady!! …Again...I could’ve thought of how you might fell after reading this...but did you think about anyone else’s feelings? And for all of you who call yourselves “friends” of Mickey Mouse...watch out coz your man might be next!!!

To add to this....the “president” made some comments on MAC saying that he hopes I’m nobody he knows coz he doesn’t want any friend like this...hmmm how ironic coming from someone who “cherishes” friendship this much....ACTIONS DO SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!!!

And to the beautiful first lady herself MAC’s message to you is that I am proud of you for standing tall after having been eaten alive by dogs {possibly with rabies} and keep the faith coz I know you will make it out of this a better person after having learnt exactly how deceitful people can be and I hope you settle down with somebody faithful and whose not in it for the show!

Before I go let me just say something that I’ve said a million times...”there’s a MAC in all of us....all it takes is for the table to turn and for someone to have the balls to expose it. my friend you still have my respect for the work that you do as a leader....but beyond that...you proved that you are no better than the old me..... Try not to be wrong and strong...if you must...Think carefully before you comment...because we’re all watching and waiting.

P.S: for all the haters who don’t like this post MAC don’t really care because I believe that no one is too big and mighty and powerful to be corrected....I took it like a man so you can be the bigger man AGAIN and do the same....if its one thing that I’ve learnt from writing MAD ABOUT COLLEGE is the value of people’s feeling and this ain’t no way to treat somebody.... especially someone who doesn’t deserve it!!!

Unsolved Mysteries

2008-10-27T18:18:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: “He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of everyday…needs to reorganize his life.” -George Matthew Adams-

Stewps, Happy Independence jeds, sorry I car be a bit more patriotic but MAC ain dey in the best of moods tonight....those of you who were online last night saw my sign in name n were a bit curious... I cudn’t say nuttin last nite cuz of the rage I was in and apparently i car say nuttin 2nite eitha cuz of a surprising turn of events....

COLLEGE TRIP.....MAC bin done say long time that I ain missing that trip 4 de world, so MAC reach peace mo for 6 o’clock and was waiting patiently for the others to arrive. Da trip bin pure drama even before we leave peace mo....who ain come in their Saturday best put on the shortest piece of pants they could find...but I know the boys weren’t complaining for that....and I know they were glad that they wore them as soon as we got to the place. Any fashion crime that was committed has to be overlooked cuz we ain com trip 4 watch each otha....

A birdie com an tell MAC that there was a little drama to get inside of a certain van...apparently there was a big ole guard dog at the door of the said van and she wasn’t letting anyone enter....MAC was also told that the Mango Tree Crew members were promised that the van would be reserved for them....anywho that was resolved...or so MAC thought...apparently there was a problem with the “DJ” sitting in the front seat. The birdie told MAC that the *bifocaly* challenged heifer in d front seat changing d music and one young lady threatened to haul she outta the front seat (those weren’t her exact words though)

As for what happened in another van MAC was told that one young lady kept on screaming because another van was warming up the tires on one of the stretches of road along the way...coward much? Lots of interesting things happened on that trip...way too much for MAC to keep track of all by myself...but the most important thing was the fact that we never got to “Kiss Me Falls”, I’m not sure if it was a lack of proper organization or just a series of unfortunate events but somehow we ended up at “Hells Gate”.

I know allyo dyin to hear all the dirt tha go down on that trip and MAC goin giv allyo every dirty little detail just like it happened....first of all the drinking....the organizers made sure that the trip was alcohol free...not even so much as some rum and raisin ice cream was on d trip...ppl was disappointed but there was lots of fruit punch and other local juices to go around....and the soft drinks were in abundance....i never see so much ju-c bottle in my life [eh ehm this is uhm…..kinduh true eh].

The Dj was sick...we all held hands and sang Kumbaya and played hand games ....it was sooo much fun!!!! And since it was close to independence day there was an agricultural drive where some people took the time out to appreciate the trees and all the other flowers and grasses and unique herbs that we came across ....I’ve never seen a trip promote so much trees...but it’s no surprise...we were high up in the mountains so we saw lots of trees and stuff =o)

We basically had a little dancehall session where one particular male (lower 6) and one female (upper 6) decided to give all of us a few lessons in what dancing is all about. It was a very educational experience and no one was able to even blink....the lower 6er had a dance partner who tried her best to keep up but the master was in the zone. He displayed his versatility also, showed us his moves standing, on the ground, in the water and even he was even able to take full advantage of the environment as he made a plunge to stop his dance partner from leaving too soon.

The upper 6 girl made quite a splash....many people had to put down their bibles and gaze in awe at her almost inhuman movements....I overheard one male saying that he never knew that the human body could move like that...some people just had to stand there as she schooled the entire group that she was with....MAC personally thinks that she deserves some sort of crown or something for her skills. You have a bright future ahead of you in the entertainment business if you ever get tired of the school thing ….wait you don‘t have to wait till school finish if you wearin skirt lol.

Lunch was right on schedule and it was exquisite.... everyone got to dine buffet style...personally MAC got more than $30 worth of food in my plate....ironically it still seemed as though I had gotten nothing at all to eat....and a lot of people seemed to fell the same way.... the food was prolly 2 good for some of us I guess...if allyo like MAC and not accustomed to such exquisite dining its understandable.

The ital man came to trip with his beautiful brand new minibus (xmas git)ram packed with oranges…no ital this time..but he peeled them for you...MAC just remembered that the ital man also volunteered himself to be the trip clown and made a complete ass of himself after having to much ju-c in his system....when he wasn't throwin up on himself he was makin noise cuz he didn't get any food (dude..u sell ital...aint u supposed to be anti-chicken..n i kno u ain bin mekin noise for no crab). our ital man also had a wedding that none of us know about as he kept blowin his horn on the way back down to the main road.....if MAC had any say in the matter mr.man bin ban from any future trips jus so eh.

When it was leaving time things got a little out of hand....some people were in their vans waiting for the driver to come and some vans were missing all together....when they finally got moving they had to stop 10 seconds later because the “partying” spirit wasn’t over yet (yea rite....money still run things tho)
All in all the trip was darm good...dispite wa ppl wanna say bout how it wasn’t organized properly or how they weren’t fed or how they wanted something “real” to drink or the vans were driving too slowly daz allyo thing…the trip was perfect...ppl practised safety and no one was hurt or did anything illegal...so dispite what u think about college ppl we proved u wrong by being saints on Saturday....so nobody has any reason to ban any future trips that MAC would like to attend.

Dats all folks...see yaz 2morrow (WHAT HAPPENS ON COLLEGE TRIP, STAYS ON COLLEGE TRIP) IF U DOR BELIEVE WA U READ DAZ UR THING...I AIN TELL UR CHEAP ASS DOR COME TO SEE 4 URSELF >=0(

Please meet us halfway?

2008-10-26T16:23:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: “To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others.” -Anthony Robbins-

Hey friends, sorry about not posting anything on Friday...MAC does geh tired too eh. So tonight I going deal with some serious issues that concern the student body...and might I add MAC had to ban 2 ppl... (aint calling no names) after noticing that y’all made 60+ comments on the “slap” blog {people comess} so the least y’all could do is voice your opinions on this blog coz it’s actually related to your best interest, allyo car ha MAC wastin me time ana I ha more important things to do...like watch Charm School.....

So getting into the first serious issue, a little birdy come on MAC shoulder and say that the people who accustomed eating on the catwalk are no longer allowed to eat there...n is cause wen allyo eat dey allyo does litter...and none ah you could tell me y’all don’t notice people eating there coz personally it does take me 10 mins to walk on that catwalk...coz who aint sprawl off ha their bags throw down in the middle of d walkway.

But seriously it cud just be me, buh MAC notice that whenever administration have a problem with two or three ppl da refuse to exercise their common sense, all ah we have to suffer the consequences of rectifying it so that d ppl tha ain affected by it could feel better(yes I’m talking to you administration ppl)...or is it that college ppl look to carefree so administration have to make us unhappy walking round like grinches in green in preparation for xmas…WHAT ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS??? We as students practically have no where to eat ...the tuck shop (which isn’t exactly the ideal place to dine), mango tree(which is wet sometimes) and outside the staff room can only accommodate so much since we’re not allowed to eat in the classrooms
MAC aint fraid fuh talk eh...in my parents house I doh dine with no dog round the table...so I don’t see why I should come to school and eat with them watching my food and drooling wen i round the tuckshop!!

MAC spoke to someone from the student’s council about this and the principle is that we meet the administration half way...da dor mean allyo goin stand up outside the office n demand for them to build a lunch area.....it means no littering around the school and then if improvements with the littering are shown then you guys can be allowed to sit on the catwalk again...

Now MAC aint making any promises so don’t go quoting that MAC say you could eat there if you don’t litter coz the people only said you can sit there...because you know Vincentians...they would go back and eat and litter again. This compromise goes for everybody eh not just who eat on the catwalk....coz when I eating by myself on the privacy of ‘the always being cut lawn’ I doh war see nobody coming to peep in my bowl and ask me what I having for lunch.

On to the last but not least {I assure you} issue MAC hear in assembly that unless you have previous consent from administration via a letter from a religious organisation or some other special condition (don’t get any ideas) that as of Tuesday skirts will not be allowed and shoes are to be black/ brown only!! To be honest we know about these rules long time BUT administration didn’t seem to have a problem with the school uniform last year so OBVIOUSLY it has to be because of how the lower 6rs wearin it and yea MAC doh fraid none ah you coz is partly alyuh fault wid alyuh spaghetti legs and tekin the people uniform and mekin it into mini – skirt and doh talk bout d skinny pants...some ah you knee bone edgin the material.....buh upper six ain no saint eitha...mek allyo hadda bring bak allyo sketel-ish ways n all d “fashion/uniform tips” da allyo pick up from da bunch ah jezebel from last year n display dem round the new students....set an example nah....allyo kno some ah dem ain too bright upstairs so we car blame dem for following wat they see....buh this is only fuh who guilty eh if yuh know ur uniform legit den u safe! (BUH SERIOUSLY UPPER 6ERS...TRY SET AN EXAMPLE!!!)

But back to the point I was making...are the upper 6rs really supposed make new uniforms and they leaving the institution soon? Not to mention I don’t know if administration is different but MAC parents don’t get paid until end of month...unless allyo using subliminal messages or hinting to our young ladies that they need to get the money some other way.....wen they start build “gentleman’s clubs” because an epidemic breaks out and then the girls dem leaving school to go and “work” for a living allyo goin push up allyo chin and say “oh what a shame...buh is so she stop long time”. Yes MAC is being a little dramatic but it could happen....you shouldn’t treat every case the same way...so MAC beggin the admin. for a little more time...pretty please wid a green plum on top (cherry scarce)....

So with regard to all the students who have parents like mine and apparently just like the admin... who obviously dor sure wat they doing(its not bad grammar is a talk MAC pick up on d trip)...MAC dor sure what they supposed to do if they can’t afford to get a new uniform by Tuesday...and ppl love use the famous “oh she could afford brand name...” excuse....but this is really short notice...way too short for that excuse to be ligit.

So administration...u kno we go way back from wen MAC used to roll wid Uncle Ralph n dem... and MAC ha much love n respect 4 ya’ll so I am asking to please meet us as students collectively half or at least do like the grown-ups and let’s pretend to get along??? (n we kno allyo does read MAC..cat n dog in China does read MAC all thing) so doh say u didn’t know.

mek sure you comment tonite and come back for more MAC 2morrow....

Public announcement

2008-10-20T17:12:00.000-07:00

Sup MACsters? has a nice ring to it huh....first if all I’m sorry i didn’t post anything last Friday I..I was doing a massive amount of research and studies to prepare for my sermon on Sunday so its not that I forgot its just that....ok you’re obviously not gonna fall for that....and I’ve already played out the whole abusive father routine so I might as well tell the truth for once....MAC was watchin tv ok.....there...I was watching tv and wen I remembered MAD ABOUT it was about minutes to 9 or something...so I didn’t bother. I’m not as human as you guys but I’ve got a little speck of it left somewhere...I think..

Uhhh...First thing...I read the comments for “Dangerous Weapons”. Lemme start off on the comments that I like...all anonymous of course: “Mac you is a hot mess ana... Meaning tha ur a fresh load ah shit...!”. I actually loved the hot mess bit and its definition...don’t worry no offense taken.

“Mad, you foolish virgin”. I almost died...LMAO
The rest comprised of me being called a loser, a dumb ass and some other stuff I don’t wanna copy and paste...ummm its ok...my mom once told that I look like baboon with a horses ass for a face so I guess I’m cool with it. what I’m not cool with is all the CURSING. Come on guys...do you hear MAC curse? Its not appropriate at all....unfortunately I have no control in what you post...there’s nothing I can do to remove them unless the post is removed(and I’m tired of removing posts).

Secondly....WTF???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you not see how much trouble I got in for callin names before...seriously....whoever you are people were really annoyed at you for doing that....so pissed that they forgot to be pissed at me for a while....which would’ve been cool under different circumstances.i don't blame them either because it pisses me off to...if you enjoy name callin gimme urs i do not wanna go down that roaad agen. Whoever you are I kno you don’t care but please try not to do it ever agen. PLEASE....cause I’d hav to be the adult and take the shit end of the stick for it.

Thirdly, personally I knew this was coming...I told you guys I’m trying to make some changes to MAC and one of those changes has to do with the whole picking on my peeps...guys...you’re all my peeps...like it or not we’re gonna be stuck with each other for awhile...but that’s a different story. I figured I’d see if the commess thing was the problem and its not...rule number one of the playground....everyone hates a bully even a "funny" one.

Dor forget MAC have a brain tho...I constantly try to improve myself like the fly negro I is...it just takes time. So thank ya’ll agen for being so...uhhh...liberal...to say the least....the US election could use one or two of you before they make one of those two ladies the president( YOU GUYS ARE BORING... ADDRESS THE ISSUES LIKE REAL MEN!!!).

Anywho…long long long story short no more bullying...think that’s the last problem that’s left to be rooted out so wen I figure out what to do with my Wednesdays, things should be fine. Oh n thanx "Miz. John" glad my buddy camz didn’t hav to tell me how disappointed he was agen....don’t worry I get you.

Wa d hell I goin talk bout now.....i'm hnugry..we'll do this agen on dare i say it...COMMESS..day is no more y'all i'll prolly tell knock-knock jokes to make ya'll laugh or supm....com wednesday n see we'll wats up.

Dangerous weapons

2008-10-15T16:52:00.000-07:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY: I don't want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. -Jane Austin-

Goodnight to all my loyal and wonderful readers, as you may know tonight is Wednesday (comess nite) so da mean I talkin bout people whether you like it or....well of course you’ll like it. However I already stated da I ain’t doing no name calling, so you hadda do your own research. This tonite story relating to people wid ‘dangerous weapons’ in the school eh. Poor allyuh musbe wondering “which kinda weapon MAC talking bout?” Dem aint exactly weapon eh buh u aint war walk to close either cuz damage is inevitable.CHINder ELLA ELLA EY EY...gosh i just love that Rihanna song

The first person we dealin wid 2nite I have to say is very famous...well she must be considering she made it on the ‘prestigous’ list. I saying this list prestigious eh coz this aint any and any list you could put on paper, this list hadda hit WALL; so u get ma B...I mean PITCH?? D reason why we say homegirl ha dangerous weapon is d fact that she is community college’s own personal grim reaper of course if you get in her way, coz with one swift swing of the CHIN!!!! Ur neck gone clean. So I warning y’all don’t shout up this child loud when you see she eh coz u hadda cater for who walking next to she...MAC aint war no blood on ma clothes..seen?

The second person we dealin wid 2nite...I aint even hadda tell alyuh much coz you can’t miss this homegirl here...all you hadda look for is TWO QUATRO D’S coming your way...ah evening MAC on the catwalk leaving the school and homegirl walkin towards me, I had to twist up meself so she could pass...daz d same day I meet d mosquito who geh right off in he mini-nascar...anywho I done deal wid his issue...meet him 2day tho and he say some ah you still dor shave..ewwwww!!!!!

Third person we dealing wid...I would run into this homegirl anydayyyy...coz a birdie tell me her father is a lawyer so you knock when Medusa hair lock round your neck and choke you till your eyes pop open da safe still coz she pops go link me niceeee....buh seriously considering the fact that I don’t appreciate being choked Medusa you need to put you braids back up in a pony tail...I was in the library one morning and see this child with she hair in one and the horse hair looked so......tamed...same evening anah...she tek dem down !!!Another thing is that I see you does be liming a lot outside the library with your boyfriend and thing and his skin colour kinda well very much contrasting with the horse hair colour on your head...so you could kinda blend in a little more if you could be so kind:) So I’m issuing this message to Medusa: I don’t wan’t CRF to have to deal with you so please take out the horse hair or tame them THANK YOU.

The final person I’m gonna talk about mite come as a shocker to y’all coz I did say dangerous weapons...buh for all of you who didn’t know weapons can be used to self infliction and in this case HIGH-WAIST PANTS 0_o I had to rest down my good ole Bible today and behold this chick for a good couple of minutes in the library. I know this is sort of a trend these days (for those who can wear them) I commend the young lady actually coz she CAN wear d pants ...since she put she mind to it already. But seriously dem security people who ha better stuff to do like tell us take out our earrings seeing that they’re distracting from their SECURITY jobs cud more than tell she doh wear back that pants. First of all it aint look good....second of all IT AINT LOOK GOOD...third of all when she go town me ain’t war see she in no high-waist pants again eh coz da go just piss me off...and last but not least, homegirl cud even afford to get a lil chubby in the tummy in da sorry excuse for a pants???
With all that said all you people with dangerous weapons please refrain from wearing them or in other cases be very careful how you use them, righting off a mosquito is enough..we don’t need any more injuries.

Goodnight kiddies be good and remember MAC is watching! Ohh and plz comment

MAC IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-13T18:13:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day:“You never get a second chance to make a first impression” -???-

Drum roll please, I hope you’ve unrolled the red carpet and already started pouring the champagne, cause MAC is back in the hizzouse ya’ll!!!!!!! Whether you’re glad to have me back or pissed as hell the point is that I’m back. I’m back like a bad zit or since it’s more appropriate...I’m back like a pain in your a** and I’m going nowhere this time (I hope).

In my absence things seemed to have gotten better, no quarrels, no investigations, no finger pointing...I’m so disappointed in you people....you actually behaved yourselves...and without trying you’ve made MAC proud.....don’t do it agen >=o(

Before I get started ima just do a little house keeping....first of all ima actually try to cut out the name calling for good this time...so that means ya’ll are gonna have to do a lil research from now on if you wanna keep up with my posts. I was thinking of having a little competition where I leave behind little clues as to my true identity and then give a cash reward to the winner but I’m not sure where MAC stands with you guys just yet...don't worry ya'll are still dead wrong as to who i am. Also I’ll try to get MAC posted between 7:00 & 8:30 pm but the only difference is that MAC will no longer be every day...It’ll be Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

It’s not because I’m running out of topics I’m just trying something new...Wednesday’s will be your day...you have my addy so talk to me and let me know what’s up....(yes Wednesday is commess day...I promise no name calling...just gonna be talking about unimportant stuff). I can do it myself but I’d really appreciate it if I could have some volunteers from both upper and lower six ,one from every faculty to be like a rep(NOT SPY!!!)...it can be for your class,faculty or your clique,your club or whatever...I think we both know what happens when MAC writes what my mind tells me(*cough *Charlie’s *cough..*clears throat*)

So I’ll be your voice....if something bugs/annoys you or if you just want a message put out there then I’m your.....mentality/voice(still ain telling ya’ll squat). It’ll take a while for you guys to trust me agen...I know...but I’ll try my best this roundz.

Anyhow like I sed allyo behave good last week....there were no cat fights or cussing in the street after school...no overexcited birthday girls or anything of the sort....just a normal week....buh daz the kinda thing that does grind my gears...black people hate see other black people strive so allyo decide to behave all goody goody to put me outa business...wat ya’ll dor kno is that MAC was already offered several jobs around the school, the school needs: a second grass cutter with no consideration for class times, another rent-a-cop to unnecessarily provoke students, a third useless computer geek ,somebody to make all the toilet paper disappear from the girls bathroom, a teacher to bun class and a student that actually cares about the administration.

Speaking about teachers and bunnin classes, wasn’t there supposed to be some kinda strike today? This is why teenagers so harden ana, not even adults does listen to other adults these days. Thankfully there are those who actually take these strikes seriously...so seriously that they take it upon themselves to strike maybe 3-4 times a month even if there's no organized strike.

MAC heard that this little fact bothers some students that do a certain science subject, well let me just say...how dare you people make a fuss about this....its not as if the lady is paid to come to school and teach ya’ll anything, where do you people get off thinking that a teacher actually has to come to school to be a called teacher... she can stay at home and teach you the value of not showing up to work and the fact that it has no consequence whatsoever.It’s not as if you guys are second year student that have to write an important life changing Cambridge exam come next year June-July. And even if you did have to write an exam it’s not as if failing that exam could ruin your lives or anything.

Some people can be so selfish sometimes, MAC could understand if your parents are sending you to school everyday to get an education or to learn...but your parents don’t expect a teacher to come to class having prepared a subject/topic and to actually teach, that's ridiculous 0_o

They expect you to sit in class for an hour and 15 minutes and stare at the books that they bought while the teacher strikes, or rests or takes care of matters that are more important than your education, and no..its not setting a bad example in anyway.

You need to cut this out; I mean what are you thinking? What is this world coming to? What can be so important that a teacher actually has to leave her home and come to school to see a class full of the same people 5 days a week....isn’t sending notes when she misses class enough?

Don’t forget what Wednesday is....leave a comment if u wanna show some love/hate... if you have something important to say add me madaboutcollege@msn.com

Saturday surprise!!!!!!

2008-10-04T15:13:00.000-07:00

Dear readers,
Yes I said no MAC next week but I never said anything about the rest of this week. I realize that I could say that things have turned out exactly the way I’ve planned and make you all think I was two steps ahead of you all along and that I’m some sort of super genius...but that’s not the truth (I am a super genius though). The truth is my friends that I’ve lost my way, someone told me that my writing has gone through “a steady degradation from an educated rant to a hateful one”, and that person couldn’t have been more right. MAC needs to establish a standard, I need to lay down principles and let everyone know who MAC is and what I stand for.

I have never been proud to be a Vincentian until last night, and it’s because we have so many flaws, we are not a perfect people, we are ignorant, blind, foolish, loud, arrogant, and sometimes disgraceful and ungrateful bunch of people, and I couldn’t have been happier because there is no perfect society and everyone knows that ours is no exception. We’ve been underestimated, especially by ourselves, we are Vincentians, and there isn’t much to be proud of....until now. We at the SVGCC are the future of this nation, and we have problems to fix...so let’s get to work, all that’s left is for us to realize it and answer the call. This is where MAC comes in, I am still a mentality, but no longer one that spreads hate and gossip and negativity, but that of hope and change. I am also a voice, a voice for everyone that is ararid or too timid to speak in a crowd, I will be the one that will look the devil in the eye and say “dude you suck....and we won’t take this from you”. I’M GOING FOR THE JAGULAR!!!!! ( thanx G)

Tell MAC your concerns, my friends, about school, this country, religion, things you hate, thing’s you miss, things you want to see changed around you, anything you can think of and I will voice them in any language, no one can ignore an angry black person, or an angry educated one (with impressive writing skills like I’ve been told *blush*) and I am pissed enough already with the way things are going so I refuse to be ignored.

On that same note I have to let you know what MAC is no longer about, no commess, no petit, unimportant issues, and no more hating. HOWEVER, there are a lot of people in our prestigious institute that get away with murder everyday, I still don’t care about who you are and who you know, teacher, student, staff member, you can be Barack Obama or my mother, I won’t judge you, but I will find out the truth, I will get my facts straight and I will EXPOSE YOU. There are too many stumbling blocks in the path to a better SVG, a better college, and I’m not going to turn myself into a crime fighting vigilante (I would make a kickass Batman/woman though) I’m simply going to point out the crimes that are being committed...and maybe all it’ll take is some constructive criticism if you just made a mistake then that should be enough....if not MAC mouth ain join church.

And yes Mr. Campbell I do realize that “predominantly negative mind sets, negative thoughts etc, are the reality in our society, and that it “does not give us a warrant to maintain the status quo”. Do we as citizens at least have the right to try and change that stigma? Can we dare call it our “duty as citizens” to seek ways to at least eradicate our society of some of its social, mental or moral hindrances? If so then I see the new MAC and the Student body council having a beautiful relationship in the near future.

I know my fans love a good laugh so I’ll have to tap deep into my creative side to see if I can still pull it off while addressing serious issues. Either when MAC returns things will be different and hopefully better...we’ll have a new face and some new friends and new stories also the truly innocent people will no longer be targeted. I still ain tellin nobody who i am..allyo fight up wid da >=o)

Behave yourselves until MAC gets bak...
Oh by the way buddy....I didn’t mean a word of that apology...so u ad your friend better get your shit together, cause there’s no stopping me this time.

PEACE OUT YA’LL.

Lost Cause

2008-10-03T17:42:00.000-07:00

To the C.College body,

This is MAC once again, I beg of you all to please lend me your ears for a moment or two while I attempt to put my heart on paper. MAC has stirred up quite a lot of trouble since the very first day I began writing, and up to this day the drama has never ceased. I’m sure you’re all aware of the incident that led to the removal of one of my posts and the issuing of an apology to the concerned parties; I was removed from thinkoutloud.tk in order to save many innocent people from further harm. I’ve been called ruthless, cynical, mean, evil (even by myself)and so on and I’ve embraced it, I’m known for my harsh remarks and my relentlessly blunt expressions. I willingly adapted the role of “the bad guy” and played it to the best of my ability.

But never in all my X years on this earth have I ever felt so hated as I did today. Just as I got home my mother told me that a friend had called to speak to me, before I could even change my clothes and call back the phone rang again and what I heard from that person almost brought tears to my eyes. Last night’s post stirred up more trouble than I had ever anticipated; I couldn’t begin to fathom or comprehend a reason as to why whatever was said had to be said.

Let me tell you people something that you’re obviously unaware of...I AM HUMAN....no one would possibly believe that I could have no gender and be just a mentality, yet I’m treated worse than dirt. You people have no idea what I go through each and every night to ensure that MAC is posted, I hardly see my family anymore because I’m in my bedroom trying to write something humorous and entertaining for you guys, I only sleep on the weekends because after writing, re-reading, editing, re-editing and posting my night is gone, then I still have to study and do homework in the wee hours of the morning to make sure that I’m in good shape for school in the morning. Did you guys honestly think that I began this blog so that I can have a reason to insult and discuss people’s business? I began this blog because I thought of all of you, I saw that school was off to a bad start, new students were saying on their very first day that they hated the school, the second year students were practically enemies with the administration and no one was voicing their opinions. I decided that our school needed someone that will be willing to become the voice of the student in this sea of turmoil and confusion that we call a college. We are constantly stifled by society, the media and our peers so much that we become mute and all that left to do is conform and compromise. How easily you forget that at one point you hardly had classrooms...Who gave you something to laugh about while the administration corrected their mistakes. Yes I made a mistake and I went way too far last night but when I was confronted by my friend it sounded like people would’ve only been satisfied if I was handed over and crucified.

I was inspired to write the “SPEAK OUT” post that was featured on MAC when one literature student came to me and told me about a discussion that other literature student had one afternoon after class and how one young lady stood in the front and spoke with such authority and conviction that she could’ve sworn that Martin Luther King had been reincarnated. That was probably one of the boring posts right? Because nobody was insulted in that one, there was no commess so no one remembers it. Well I remember it well.

Nevertheless, you know what hurts me the most? It’s not the negative comments; it’s the fact that the only thing people remember are the negative comments. How much of you took time to really read or study my posts and to discover something meaningful amongst all the junk that I wrote? How many of you remember any of the quotes that I hunted for each night? How many of you bothered to speak out after reading that post?
NOBODY remembers one single positive thing that was written, and it’s not because the negative outweighs the positive its because you will only find what you look for, do you honesty think that I’m so pathetic a human being that I would sit down every night and just think of ways to insult and ridicule people around me, I hate no one, its impossible for me to hate a single human being and its simply because we are all the same. No one remembers the fact that I spoke of how in love a certain couple looked to me when I wrote my “Joined at the hips” post.

I don’t think that I’m better than anyone and that because I have an alias I automatically have the right to say what I want, but its ok for you to rise to the occasion of being the voice of reason and the saint to tell me how foul and vile I am to even make such utterances, and I hope you have your dictionaries with you because I’ve heard since day one that people think that MAC has to be a literature student because I write with skill or something like that. How dare you belittle yourselves and your peers with such demeaning remarks like that...respect is just as meaningless as vanity itself without the presence of self belief. And I’ve also heard people swear that Peter or Kimesha have to be MAC because they are the only one’s “smart enough to pull it off”, you people will never comprehend how much respect I have for those two people, they are not ashamed of their intelligence, Kimesha especially, from personal experience I know that if she doesn’t know something she will admit it and then go home and find it out.

Peter is a leader by birth, he captivates any audience, despite the topic and he is still down to earth in my eyes, because what you people call ego I see as pride. Pride not in himself, but in being different. Lizann contradicts the stereotypical mentality that good looking girls have to be dumb (kimesha too), this young lady has an aura about her that can just cheer you up within a matter of seconds, and I’ve noticed all this from a distance, not because I was told or because I have to be in the same class as them...its because I don’t look at the outside. That’s what you call being shallow.

So despite of what I wrote I only did it because I knew that these people are above letting such petit things affect them or change who they really are. And yes I may have been mean, and I was definitely wrong for calling names, but does the world comprise only of birds and flowers and beautiful things?

No one remembers the good that was said and you never will, I’ll probably be called hypocritical and such and people will say that I’m just afraid because of threats and so forth, or that I just want friends or to cover up my shame. MAC is beyond such miniscule and insignificant things as threats from teenagers or teachers, if any of you think that I will stop writing MAC you have another thing coming, it is my God given right to express myself and my feelings, my opinions, ideals and such are not being forced upon anyone, but I refuse to let ignorance and selfishness be the end of me.

I don’t care if you read through this entire message or not (even though it kinda long) but after this MAC has nothing further to say on the subject. And with regard to figuring out who I am, if I thought it necessary don’t you think I would’ve said that I am XYZ, and I do such and such subjects, unlike all of you I know Vincentians, we are rued by and well versed in ignorance, thus revealing my identity will not benefit anyone, but if you still wish to solve the puzzle for want of praise, fame and glory please continue but bear in mind the story of the boy who wished to be filthy rich and was granted his wish.....he died in the debris and mud. What would you do if you found out that I was your best friend, the one who stuck with you through thick and thin...is it worth it...isn’t an apology from a classmate or friend worth more than a lifetime of hatred? Your actions will reflect your choice.

I made a mistake in posting that 100 stab thing and it was be removed post-haste, it was never my intention to cause any kind of trouble or to threaten or compromise anyone’s position, especially when they do a good job. However I was told that this same young lady was very liberal today, and maybe it means nothing to her but I sincerely apologize for causing trouble, but on that same note I was rather disappointed by what I was told, I’m sorry that you feel the way you do, however I am not sorry for being MAC, I only speak about people in my blog who are in my estimation mature enough to handle what I have to dish out. I will stop writing MAD ABOUT COLLEGE when a young man or woman of our school can prove publicly or swear that he or she has never said anything bad about someone else or has ever laughed at someone in their presence or behind their backs. When you people realize the truth in what I’ve been saying all along it’ll be too late.

I only speak/ write what I hear others say, what I hear people whisper, and the things that you swore not to utter to another soul. I don’t do it out of jealously or hatred, malice or envy, I do it because I want to drive home a point. I cannot appeal to you guys intellectually in this day and age so I have to make you laugh...but apparently that isn’t working either. I wanted to be a voice that you can trust but it obviously blew up in my face.

YOU ARE ALL MAC...WE ARE ALL MAD ABOUT SOMETHING!!!...and if you’re not you should be because MAC is more than a person I am a mentality...one person cannot make a difference because we are to deny self...but while a man dies a mentality can live on...I will leave an impression on someone before I die, and whether you know who I am or not I know that someday MAC will be remembered for doing what everyone thinks is impossible, creating a better S.V.G, its not my mission or goal but before you get rid of me I will insult the Vincentian out of somebody and that person will do the same to someone else and eventually someone will rise to the challenge and finally free us from mental slavery.

To all those that give encouraging words (I PROMISE YOU, I WILL NEVER STOP), to true friends that look out for me...you guys know who you are and I love you very much, to those who will accept my apologies and show forgiveness, to God for making me different, to this college and its student for inspiring me, to boys and girls that prove everyday that they are really men and women and to my brother (I can’t call your name)...you are a true friend and I thank you for the opportunity to do this...it may seem like a simple blog to everyone else but to me, you have given me a voice. And I thank you all.

There will be no MAC next week.

Charlie’s Angels

2008-10-02T19:11:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: Be kind one to another….cause MAC will show no mercy. -MAC-

Hey ya’ll whats poppin? I know ya’ll can’t wait for MAC so I’m not gonna keep ya’ll waiting any longer...n I’m in a real good mood so MAC should be good tonight. Before I get started I read on Man About College that people are trying to discover my identity or something to that effect....well I must say that I’m flattered...but think about it this way...if u guys figure out who I am then I’d have to stop writing MAD ABOUT COLLEGE....do you guys really want that?

1ST Story: Charlie’s Angels

I know all a we don see the Charlie’s Angels movies and nearly every Vincentian girl that cud find two other funny looking acquaintances already skin up (pose) and call it the Charlie’s Angels pose or whatever...well MAC have some great news for ya’ll kiddies...grab your autograph books and your pens cause we at the SVGCC have our own CHARLIE’S ANGELS rite here on our tiny campus; we ha we own Destiny‘s Child too buh we go deal wid them later..

The first angel looks and occasionally acts like she had a bit too much of herself to drink (I hear that Bailey’s Irish Cream doz mek ur head real nice ana) I don’t know if it’s because this angel is probably always full of herself or because she’s just a free spirit but she’s always smiling (grinning) and walking really fast (bad guys watch out)…and when she’s not walking she’s rushing to the crime scene in a certain jeep...now MAC knows why “curious J**ge” doesn’t give the “pretty eye” girl a ride in his jeep....I mean u can’t exactly put a drunk angel behind a car wheel...might b kinda crampy n stuff, so he just gives her an innocent ride down to the house for lunch…since she does do enough walking for the day…u kno...busy fighting crime and stuff..

The BAILEY’S angel looks like the bad ass in the group as she takes on dangerous missions like LAW (with the T&T Pitbull), HISTORY (at Fosters Home for Bracefaced friends) and LITERATURE (with William BOSLY). And according to my sources (and I went to more than one person for this one) she dominates in almost each subject with the exception of Literature...well yuh go think she go top Bosley class eh; buh the BROWNE girl in d ring ha da on lock down (poor child musse fed up hear bout she self)....kudos Bailey on the grade one by d way in history ....MAC is rooting for you to get the Prime Ministers award eh...

Our next angel is.....well unless Drew Barrymore had a penis this angel is kinda breaking the rules...but believe it or not (no offence) this angel has a penis (am I allowed to say penis??) anyhow...this angel is the brain of the outfit....every strong group needs to have the brain right...we go just call he the MARSHALL/Peter Pan. Since this angel has neither beauty or brawn....he has lots of brain to make up for it. but don’t you go thinkin that this angel is a punk of any sort...for those of you that don’t know Peter pan found his Wendy in Becky (Becky is a town in...ummm...Itally..yea...Itally).

The Becky girl is drop dead gorgeous...no matter your gender or mind you MUST admit it if you’ve seen her....I just hope she dor loose any hair or teeth else she’s so screwed (ppl say she’s a kick-ass model tho) looks like you can’t get fat either. >=o)

Anywho peter pan must’ve realized that his duty as an angel is more important so he had to let the Becky girl go....but if you think he made a mistake you’re wrong...Peter Pan now has his own little lower 6 fan club...filled with lots of wanna be Wendy’s who are there to scream his name or fetch him a cocktail (or just to make him feel important). Either way MAC is pretty sure that the “P” in this angel’s name doesn’t stand for ‘pretty’...it’s between ‘Pimp’, ‘Punk’ or Arrogant.

The third and final angel is Lizzy-anne Maguire....but since Lizzy-ann Maguire is way too long to write again lets just call this angel Liz-anne. Liz-anne is the conservative angel...she’s proly the espionage expert in the group cause MAC does hardly see her as often during the day...unless she’s going to Bosly’s class. But this angel looks as innocent as Katy Perry (she kissed a girl and liked it).....wait one sec lemme clear that up eh...MAC ain sayin that Liz-anne kiss no girl...I’m just saying that she seems innocent so I doubt that she has any deep dark secrets like a peculiar interest in one van…I mean home girl does only catch one van mainly, lemme shut up before sombody BUSTA cap on me……I mean….b4 I get busted. They ain’t liming or anything of the sort....as a matter of fact I’m not even sure if this angel even likes boys.....hopefully she’ll Kiss a girl and end up on MAC’s couple’s list one day. =o)

Last but not least is the boss...William Bosly...who’s disguised as a simple “literature teacher” and knows his way around a lit book and a cigarette. I heard that Bosly smokes before class or something like that...but that wasn’t the interesting part...all of Bosly’s student apparently adore him...so why do you guys let the boss smoke? MAC got this information from a source that obviously does literature...or did...but William Bosly went through the whole ugly duckling phase as a child...ask him he’s a sport I’m sure he’ll laugh about it...anywho from the good report that MAC got about Bosly tonight I’m sure that he can do without the smoking and still swipe a pretty lady....oh Bosly why is Ms.Fraiser still “MISS” and not MRS.ABB..I mean...Mrs. Bosly? She’s really pretty and you two are always seen together so why not?

MAC caanot forget Destiny’s Child even if i wanted to.…one particular member getting her own little segment come Monday….as for the other two and the group it seems as if they’ve unfortunately broken up….Beyonce is doing her solo thing….put in some braids so now she finally has hair to blow in the wind when she riding infront of the vans….go on wit ur bad self Alm….I mean beyonce…

Don’t 4get to comment folks =o)

The mosquitoes are starving + Beauty & the Beast

2008-10-01T16:40:00.000-07:00

Quotes of the day:
• “A man is about as big as the things that make him angry” -Winston Churchill-

• “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”-Ralph Waldo-

• “True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island..to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.” -Baltasar Gracian-

Hey all, its MAC yet agen...sorry about not posting last nite (even MAC has homework sometimes) but as usual I always make up for it by bringing ya’ll two stories on nites like these...I noticed ya’ll don’t leave MAC any comments...I had to beg somebody to comment on one or two posts...MAC giving nothing but love and all I getting in return is negative vibes from ppl...MAC needs love too ana. =o(

1st Story:

MAC was leaving school one afternoon (Bible in hand as usual)when about 4 mosquitoes came up to me and asked me if I’m MAC (apparently mosquitoes are smarter than humans cuz they obviously knew who I was all along) MAC coulda literally see how annoyed they were so I asked them to tell me what’s up.

The eldest mosquito asked me “why do u think u don’t see any mosquitoes around the school”...naturally because MAC is so proud to be Vincentian and a SVGCC student I was more than happy to say that It was because of how clean our school is....but apparently that wasn’t the problem(or the truth)...I was informed that the real reason was because mosquitoes in the vicinity of the school were starving to death....up to this day I regret asking them why...cause the made me promise to address the problem else they goin reveal my identity.

Allyo plz forgive me for this eh...I’m only speaking on behalf of all the starving/dying mosquitoes out there....SOME OF YA’LL LEGS AIN PRETTY ENOUGH FOR MOSQUITOES TO BITE!!!!!!!Homeboy mosquito even tell me he lose he wife and kids in the net some of you have on your feet... ALYO NEVER HEAR BOUT NAIR D mosquito even tell me bout a girl leg da right him off when he been racing in he mini-nascar...homeboy say he swear is a stone wall...Not because VAT dey bout mean alyo cah feed alyo self and invest in some good moisturizer eh...besides da aint no excuse coz I sure the pants go work out cheaper.

Before allyo start to mek noise wit MAC lemme tell ya’ll the good news....because of your ugly, hairy, raisin brand, tough, dry foot and the hard knees that come with some of them...at least allyo ain go get malaria...isn’t that great?=o)
Wait there’s more good news...MAC does wear pants =o)....ok that wasn’t the good news...the good news is that the mosquitoes pointed out a few very specific individuals...but MAC car call name...so A***@ you safe.....

As for everybody else...this might be a good thing..the administration moving like they want to cut out the skirt in the first place so help the cause nah....I wearing pants an it ain bad at all...and is not as if every girl that wearin skirt hav to change it ana...look at the performing arts President n V.P...if allyo legs dor look like da in skirt then consider the pants....go ask dem wat they use an go buy some...I ain able butt up on none of ya’ll n get cut from allyo foot....

Dor get vex ana...I’m trying to help...som of ya’ll skirt to short and allyo might not see it but ur knees look like Mt Rushmore..... 0_0

2nd Story:

MAC is looking around and I just can’t help myself...I’m constantly fascinated with the couples that we have here in our college...I mean this is a very good sign. It shows that only white people in the states have trouble finding somebody to hook up with. And we have some really sexy couples at our school eh....ya’ll will have some pretty ass babies...trust me.

Take for instance the two upper six girls...the BROWNE one and the Journalist one...very pretty couple...but MAC can’t help but wondering...Who’s the BEAUTY & who’s the BEAST????

Apparently these two must’ve realized somewhere along the road that they are wayyy too pretty to have boyfriends...so what do they do?....duh they drop those last season losers and hook up with each other. Smart move...I see them all over the place hand in hand looking like everyday is their honeymoon...its so beautiful that it hurts my eyes. One of ya’ll have to be the beauty and they other has to be the beast...those are the rules...now decide amongst yourselves plz...

These next two must truly love each other....one has red hair and the other wears glasses and drives...umm....what should I call that thing....ummm...she does drive supm with wheels....I say they love each other cause what else would make you associate yourself with somebody that drives something like that???....again...who do you think is the beauty and who’s the beast.....(the jeep can’t be the beast eh)...furthermore lemme shut up eh coz a birdie just whisper by me ears and tell me they both doing law.

Oh before I forget...MAC noticed that two of Santa’s elves hooked up...one elf is sly and the other is ummm....hmm....wow...lets just say that the other elf is uhhhh...not sly...she’s more of the little person...big head...bigger mouth type....not even sure which school she went to...I ain sayin the child head empty eh...but there’s apparently a lot of room there that can be filled.... I don’t know how they do it (no pun intended) but I’m happy to see that the little people are happy too...they’re like two tiny bobble-heads =o)

I hate to burst the bubble for this next couple but.....somebody getting horn...one is even more famous than MAC..and she recently decided to bless us with a new haircut...(I’m starting to sound like CRF) anywho I dor know who she woman be? cause I does see she wid just about everybody....either way we know who the beast is gonna be in this couple.

I realize ppl does prolly think MAC is whoever has/should have a grudge against them....allyo ever stop and wonder what your best friend says when you’re not around?
MAC cannot be everywhere at once...so somebody other than me does talk their mind when allyo ain looking....like I said...I’m a mentality that is inside all of you...and that makes all of you MAD (pun intended). Don’t forget to ask your partner who’s the beauty and who’s the beast in the relationship...MAC would love to know....

Sleep tight folks...and count it an honour to be talked about by MAC...It’ll never happen again =o)

Protein filled surprise!!

2008-09-29T16:40:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Wha doh kill does fatten" - MAC

Today’s Topic: Protein filled surprise

Story:
MAC ain telling none ah you goodnight eh...cause allyo apparently getting in d habit of keeping things from MAC...I come school and hear ppl saying how hiking club and heritage club join up an go on trip....nobody ain invite MAC but is aight...the MAC club go have we own outing soon an I war see which ona you so brave 2 show up. >=o(
Well MAC done mek it clear already that I does read my bible real frequently, but that dor mean I totally unaware of what going on in the country, cuz of course MAC does read newspaper too. MAC came upon a little scurmish in the newspaper last week and this tasty piece of news involved the parents of a popular, hottie, BROWNE skin upper 6 girl; MAC is nothing short of appalled by this...but since I’m not concerned with the truth ima just have fun with this one.
Now this so called story involves a couple who were eating at a restaurant in the Kenmars Plaza on Wednesday, after the meal finish the lady went to the manager and claim say she find a roach in the food....A ROACH IN THE FOOD?????!!!! Ok so I take it that we on Fear Factor all of a sudden?
Not as if MAC exactly hav money to afford Kenmars food but if bin MAC I bin goin get real vex eh...cause the other day this roach well scuffle up my pitbull and slap off poor Jessica...so MAC dor fren roach. However this little story here seems kinda fishy if you ask MAC, coz here we have two people supposedly sitting down, enjoying their lunch, ole talkin and laughin; AFTER they done eat ALL the food is when they find this roach???? They ha big picture in the newspaper all thing...THIS AINT NO LITTLE ROACH EH.... not to mention the roach WHOLE!!! As a matter of fact it look like the same roach that slap off Jessica so I bin kinda glad it dead now.
Whether they fry this fish they find the roach in, boil it, stew it or steam it; ain’t no roach of no breed coming out WHOLE!!!! Another fishy part of this story is that the restaurant owners in the business for TWELVE YEARS so I would like to think they know the proper health care procedures when preparing their food; yet this woman who eating by the restaurant EVERYDAY (Loyal customer) cough....gone to newspapers and she don’t even know if the roach come from the food!!!!
Dis is d kinda ignorance da does get MAC vex eh....cause d woman causing unnecessary trouble for people...first thing roaches are a great source of protein...just look at the sexy BROWNE girl....she looking healthy as ever...second...roaches have needs to ana....supposed the roach bin jus waiting for the woman to finish the food and get up so that he can pick up any leftovers to feed his wife and kids?
Dem is the kinda ting that does tarnish people reputation anah; the manager offered a full refund of the money for the food even though they done eat the food, in addition, he offered to do whatever he could to make them happy. But NO!!!! This ain’t been good enough, she had to go to all the newspaper them and make it known that she could do what every Vincentian good at doin....being Vincentian (a.k.a stupid). **MAC is Germanese**
As evil as MAC is I woulda deal wid the situation differently....lets just say for a second that the roach ended up there by the restaurant’s fault...MAC woulda ask for a refund, their daughters hand in marriage (girl or not she sexy bad)and for the staff to exit the kitchen and allow MAC to cook them a special meal...and they had to eat any and everything on the plate. Dat sounds rather fair to me... now MAC still doh think Vincentians smart enough to pull of a scam of this magnitude....but if allyo know allyo bring that roach into the place and put it in d plate so that allyo could sue or watever MAC go find out ana...n I go pray hard an ask God to let an angry mob of roaches beat allyo up or that a bus of insects run allyo over.. and I go personally put it in d papers....
Nothing does grind my gears more than seeing black ppl tryin to pull down other black people {{or brown} } ...unless your in a mud wrestling contest leave the nasty dirty tactics outside....I done tell allyo ana...this is why slavery was so effective...allyo watch it...MAC ain goin wuk no plantation to mess up my Gucci shoes eh.... and if it was the fault of the restaurant as was alleged...allyo try to be more careful next time nah....if its part of the meal tell the people so that they cud decide if the want it or not.

MAC might open a restaurant soon...allyo go support me rite?

Celeb's Suck!!!!

2008-09-26T20:21:00.000-07:00

Today’s Topic: Celebs suck!!!!
Quote of the day:
"The Optimist sees the glass as half full, while the pessimist sees the glass as half empty, MAC see's the glass as broken with the water spilled all over the floor" -MAD ABOUT COLLEGE-

Thank God it’s finally Friday agen...(MAC has a big treat for ya’ll tonight so stick around)....i dunno if it’s just MAC kiddies, but this seemed like a rather LONG week...almost as long as the lower six girl wit d long....wait..no...I take that back...I’m leaving lower six alone tonight....tonight I’m turning my attention to someone that you love more than your man, your woman your precious text books and even your pet anaconda... yes tonight ima trash some of your favourite celebs....
First up is the celeb that grinds the beejesus outta my gears...Movado...this ugly motherchucker does really piss MAC off ana....the day I ever see dis negro I goin tek my bible an beat him in he head wid it eh....MAC done go Corea’s an buy a bottle of holy water 2 sprinkle on Mofraudo so I jus waitin...
I dor really care how much of u love Movado ana...d day my sister com home an tell me “MAC a boy com up to me an say he war squeeze my breast dem like the trigger of his gun” all hell breakin loose eh...MAC ha d holy water in my right pocket an a fully loaded AK-47 in my purse (is a big purse...jus leave me) d man does really piss me off ana...”every knee shall bow and every tongue confess to me” negro plz...real gangsta dor bow to no man...an MAC is a straight up thug...dis bible wielding gangster will do....stuff....cuz MAC born and raised pon de gully side.....
D most MAC could do is follow in the footsteps of a certain family and try 2 sue Movado mother for opening her foot for the wrong negro...things in Jamaica expensive I kno...buh even cat an dog cud afford condom...and jus cause of her cheapness, the antichrist was born.
Allyo dor believe da Movado is d Antichrist?...open allyo bible…and turn to first genesis chapter 25 and verse 43...it say big and bold “A man is as ugly as his sins...and the antichrist shall be the most sinful of them all” .... now if u as ugly as your sins rite...then the ugliest man u see is not obviously the Antichrist.....talk the truth ppl...WHO UGLIER DAN MOVADO? (don‘t u dare say Munga, coz he‘s Satan himself!!)....case closed...good thing is only Shania Twain an Celine Dion MAC does listen to eh... anywaaaaayee...MAC bad from me born ...dat y me ah gwan so....
MAC has serious issues wit just about every Jamaican there is.... not just the dancehall artists...even if someone was reading news or maybe wearing a wig and a leopard dress...MAC woulda still hav issues wid them...I dor ha no reason ana...i just sayin...they to far away from S.V.G to do me anything so I cud talk as much as I want.
Wen black ppl start to kill and shoot up each other remember MAC warn allyo eh...an I hear this song..supm bout “daggering”...no idea wa the hell da is...so I go ask a little school boy wat is daggering and the child tell me “is wat my mommy and daddy does do wen I sleepin” .....so MAC put one plus one together and realized that “daggering” is obviously another word for bible study...oh and by the way MAC is rather skilled in daggering if ya’ll was wondering...
Next up is dis Lil Wayne character...ask any geek squad member if Lil’ Wayne dor look like something that fell outa on of the Lord of the Rings movies....walkin around looking like a little goblin wit dreadlocks or supm...
I dor understand how somebody who does make millions of dollars can’t even afford a bloody belt to hold up his damn pants...wa happn Weezy...the whole world hadda see your $3.35 fruit of loom boxers whenever u step ...well you dor walk....Lil’ Wayne ha dis hunchback thing goin on da I don’t get just yet....And seriously i don’t understand a word that’s coming outta your mouth man....if all you hadda do to be a rapper these days is get high and slur your words then I done wid school one time eh.....homeboy ain even a real rapper...Vanilla Ice...now he’s a rapper....the only thing special about Lil’ Wayne is that he’s the only human on earth whose skin colour is green...on that not…if my brother com home wid a teardrop tattoo cause he see Lil’ Wayne wid one...wen I strangle him...i comin after Weezy b4 they lock me up eh >=o(
Where the hell is Lindsay?....and ok the jokes is soo played out now...you can take the award back from Brittany Spears now...very funny MTV. Last but not least MAC hear that there’s a rumour that says that Rihanna is bankrupt...well Rihanna wen they deport your sexy self com meet MAC up in club fusion....u can sing n dance for MAC until ur bankbook is all filled up agen >=oD

I done....ima smell u little bastards later...

Ok kiddies remember that treat that i mentioned earlier? Well seeing that everybody is talking ABOUT MAC i figured i’d give ya’ll a chance to finally talk to MAC..thats right...if u don’t have a hotmail account get one now ...wat r u a caveman? Anyhow b4 u add me there are 5 simple rules..and u better stick to them...cause seriosuy..do u really wanna b on MAC’s bad side?
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If you’re not a college student don’t even think about adding me. PERIOD!!!
We’re not friends all of a sudden...i’m giving you my email address for two reasons. First so that you can tell me about SERIOUS issues that concern you...not commess and not to bad talk your friends....second...I’d hate to run out of topics so i need to know what concerns you (the reader).
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Talk 2 u l8r...

MAC for President!!!

2008-09-25T17:46:00.001-07:00

{Dear readers, this is for future reference, Mad About College only gives his/her subjective & personal opinions about what he/she is concerned with. This is merely for entertainment what I say may not always be factual and it is not your business to do any further investigations.....do not spread or slander anyone’s name...as a matter of fact MAC will never call real names and the people that you think I’m talking about are to be left alone.....and please if you think I was mean to you...please try to remain as rational as possible...I have no hard ill feelings towards you and what I may have said was only for entertainment purposes. There is no need to start hating...we’re all adults here so lets do what the adults do and pretend to get along. Message from: MAD ABOUT COLLEGE}

{Contents of Today’s post are all FALSE!!!!}

Quote of the day: Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.” -Robin Williams-
Today’s Topic: MAC for President!!!!!

Hey little kiddies, get on my lap, MAC is back with a brand new track...etc etc....(I know it sounded cooler when Eminem sang it but whatever). Hope ya’ll had a bad day today cause ima make it better for some but worse for the rest, but b4 I do that I just wanna say thank you to my 800+ visitors last night...ya’ll made MAC feel so proud that if I had a heart I woulda almost cry.
Ya’ll remember the first instalment I posted...when I said no one is safe, not your friend or the political party u support? Well I hope u have your lawyers on speed dial cause MAC is out for blood tonight.
MAC was a big party person back in d day eh....when the queen send down the piece of paper da she didn’t wipe her ass wit yet and scribble two little thing on it and say how we independent as of now MAC was rite dere. I mean yea is left over toilet paper but at least we didn’t hadda kiss the queen wrinkled backside no more rite. Anyhow the point is that MAC was there from the very beginning...when Mitchell got his first shred of grey hair guess who buy the dye? Me n d man used to roll real deep ana...I remember the day like it was yesterday...wen i say “boi Mitchie lewwe hop a boat n go mainland na” Mitchie say yea MAC lewwe roll....com see MAC well put on a wig n a dress n tryin 2 distract the man so Mitchie cud get on d boat safe.
Now wen mister man com prime minister n things nice....volcano erupt and b4 I could call Mitchie on my digicel phone I hear mister man dey Barbados n sending me txt talkin bout how he think I done gone. I let tha slide eh...buh when Mitchie resign MAC sayin boi yea Mitchie goin let he boi MAC run d sho....yea rite....Mitchie leh duncy head Arnnie tek ova. Nuttin grind my gears more dan da eh…Arnnie used to be in class scribbin work off my book till he write “MAC ???” 4 his name...wen I see the thing I say as a joke,” Arnnie at least put your surname at the end na”...so Arnnie write “MAC Eustace” n sen up the wuk.
Buh tha was years ago...buh I bin feel real bad eh...the thing hut me seriously.....so I say I going bun out Arnnie n dem n start to roll wid uncle Ralph. Things bin real nice eh...up to now uncle Ralph ain tell me way he does put in his gravy buh it real sweet eh n if u think Toppa bad, u need to get on uncle Ralph gravy train......things bin nice fo spite ya’ll.
N wen u see MAC get d 13 subjects on my 7th try at CXC uncle Ralph put that $500 in my hand n ain nobody bin feel better than MAC. N to think back in d day when I tell uncle Ralph bout the education revolution thing he laugh n tell me daz 4 nerds. Anyhow the $500 sweet me eh...and how me, Arnnie, Mitchie, uncle Ralph, Bush, Saddam, Castro, OJ, Oprah, 2 Pac, Biggie.....yow the whole click bin jus rollin tight agen like bak in d old days...MAC ain play to buy drinks da nite wen we go fusion .
Between me n you reader...bush real mad wen he drunk eh...n Oprah...jeds her head light like d lower six girl who pierce she nose. But anyway the point of all this is da when school open MAC ain ha no money to buy books or school uniform...so MAC call uncle Ralph n ask him for another 5, uncle Ralph say “yea MAC u safe...wash yo foot an com”....MAC bin outside d gate the nite till bout after 1 eh...n my foot soakin wet jeds...up to now I ain even geh enuf money to pay my passage go back Chateau.
After da MAC done wid politicians cuz I ain able a day uncle Ralph go to war wid another country and say all who he give the $500 hadda come an fight in d war for him...so lemme warn all a you who following America and their election....personally I ain really feeling too hot bout either candidate eh...if Mc Cain win allyo go jus hear on d news that they find the president dead in the white house...cause....he died of extinction...jus like the dinosaurs. On the other hand I cud see why they would want him for president....first, he too old to have an affair...even if he takes Viagra...he might only last bout an hour or two b4 he dies from a heart attack and the fact that he’s old enuf to be the elder of every single human being on earth...all the word leaders would have to listen to him...so that’s a big plus.
Obama on the other hand...first of all...how high were your parents to name you “Barack”...that sounds like the spell that Brittany used to make her panties disappear (oops...celebs is 2morrow..sorry...ignore that one) anyhow, if y’all think bush was bad allyo have another thing coming....the only think worse than Bush…Is a black version of him...the last black person MAC was proud of is New York. Allyo elect Obama and next thing u kno he tek tax payers money and spend it on car rims... I could just see homeboy painting the white house pink, adding an indoor pool and having a bbq wit Lil’ Wayne, Beenie man, 50 cent n Snoop dog every Friday for this first term eh.
The most I looking for from Obama is bringin back B.E.T, if allyo smart allyo go vote MAC 4 president ana...think about it.....after all the mean stuff I already said bout ya’ll ima b doin ya’ll favours for the rest of my life to make sure allyo dor sue me. >=o(

I gone jeds...I hadda call uncle Ralph n dem n tell them somebody out college calling up their name....b good kiddies...MAC is watching.....

Make MAC proud

2008-09-24T18:56:00.000-07:00

Quotes of the day: The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. -Alvin Toffler-
A woman with a voice is by definition a strong woman. But the search to find that voice can be remarkably difficult. It’s complicated by the fact that in most nations women receive substantially less education than men. -Melinda Gates-
Vitally important for a young man or woman is, first, to realize the value of education and then to cultivate earnestly, aggressively, ceaselessly, the habit of self-education. -BC Forbes-
Today’s Topic: Make MAC proud =o)

Hey guys, it’s yours truly again but things are going to be a little different tonight. First of all I’ll be leaving the Creole, dialect and slang behind tonight so that I can talk to you guys in a more serious tone for once. Secondly MAC will refrain from trashing anyone tonight, therefore if you only read MAD ABOUT COLLEGE for entertainment purposes this instalment isn’t for you.
I’m speaking to the ladies especially tonight, I have brothers and sisters and to be honest readers, though I am not a parent I fell a deep fear when I realize the type of world my siblings have to grow up in, especially my sister. Young ladies/girls in St. Vincent are quickly becoming an absolute disgrace these days, most of you probably aren’t familiar with the term “a woman’s worth”.....do you know why? Because we no longer see the worth of a woman...especially in this country and it’s because women no longer see any worth within themselves.
I know this girl who left our institution (won’t say when) and honestly, if I had seen it coming I would’ve sworn my last dollar in her defence, no she didn’t get pregnant, she did something far worse. First, she dropped one/two of her subjects in her final year (only wrote two) and cut her skirt short enough to fit a Barbie doll, after graduation she left the country and went to the states (New York) to stay with her sister, according to my source (mommy) the young lady was begging to come back home after about a month or so because her older sister was too strict on her in not allowing her to go clubbing and giving her a curfew. The interesting thing is that her father offered to cover all her expenses if she went to university to study...and she REFUSED!!!
Situations like this are becoming frequent as of late in that females in this country are putting every and anything above their education. No pride, no ambition and worst of all no self respect. Radical Feminists will pull out their hair if they came to this country and saw the amount of pregnant little girls patrolling the streets of Kingstown with no purpose.
My concern is primarily the females of the SVGCC, we’re all adults here, yesterday’s blog was not about snakes or lizards, it was about reality; and the reality is that our females are stupid....all that uncle Ralph is doing is teaching them how to be certified fools. I’m so sick of seeing girls fight over some retard that doesn’t know how to count or spell anything past a 3rd form level, I’m tired of seeing females that are younger than my 21 year old sister with a child in their hand and another in the womb. When will you people realize that you’re WASTING YOUR LIVES the mind is still a terrible thing to waste, but ironically its used less than toilet tissue in our school and you know that there’s hardly (on Monday’s if we’re lucky) ever toilet tissue in the school.
I just realized that this might have all been in vain and that because I’m not insulting a friend behind their back I might get less readers tonight....my speech isn’t going to change anything...after all its just a blog and you’re more concerned with finding out who I am....
Before I leave, I say we reinstate slavery or start another holocaust...black people are useless and black women are worse...and I will not apologize until someone proves me wrong. And there’s a young lady that’s pregnant and is still in school....I don’t know you personally but I’m rooting for you...that child you’re carrying is not an accident.....or a mistake....I admire you for coming back to school... and if your baby cures cancer or world hunger I won’t b surprised.

Lizard. vs. Anaconda

2008-09-23T19:31:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Frank Herbert, Dune- "Litany Against Fear, 1965”

Today’s Topic: Lizard.vs.Anaconda

Story:
Bonjour boys and girls, fans and haters alike, even our sucky college administration, if you’re reading this give yourself a pat on the shoulder.....y? ....Cause MAC said so.... you know what boys and girls, I think its confession time...I have to make two confessions. 1st when I had the idea to start this site I thought that people would get fed up in no time and I’d just have made a total fool of my sexy self…But apparently you guys like me despite my morbid, cynical and pessimistic ways...and yes I’ve said it a million times but I’m still gonna say it once more...MAC loves all of you readers (except B*******k n the captain of the Geek squad).
2nd MAC has deceived you all with regard to my identity...MAC is not a male....yes that’s rite boys and girls MAC is....not a girl either....and no...I’m not both...that’s just sick dude....MAC is also not one person...neither am I two or three different people...MAC is a mentality...I am more of a state of mind than an actual person....I’m that nasty thought that you keep to yourself because if you say it there will be drama. Y am I saying this?...it’s not to throw you off reader...it’s because who I am is not important...because you and I are one in the same... only difference is that I have an alias...
Anyhow...to the issue at hand...I hadda hurry up 2nite cause daddy comin home drunk these days and Mr. Man sharing lix 4 spite...So I getting outa d way early =o(
MAC jump outa Toppa d otha day around lunch time and overheard some girls talking about their “fears”...so MAC was about to go 2 ppl class wen I hear dis loud Bi**hin scream...wen MAC hear d bounce is cuz of a lizard on d wall...allyo kno MAC ...by now I done vex...anyhow I just happened to turn around and noticed who the scream come from...when MAC lo and behold who this female was I nearly faint....
I kno allyo dying to know who the female is...but MAC stop call name...the good thing is that this does not apply to only that person...so MAC could speak in general....so on that note it does really grind my gears wen females make such a big fuss over something as small as a lizard wen they does hav all kinda anaconda crawling all ova their body... all shape, size, colour, breed, religion and God knows what else.
Anaconda from country, town and foreign...anaconda tha hav they own family, anaconda da could drive {an speakin bout drive...some of dem hav they own vehicle n does drive their woman skool....both of them in some cases!!!!! }
Som of dem grow hands and use them to slap off the same young ladies whether it be in town, at the post office or right outside the school yard during school hours ...I mean seriously, I does see some tiny 2 by 4 chicks talk bout how they hold on to some big wutless funny looking anaconda....some people bringing their anaconda in d back of ppl van to play wit all thing...MAC does ride Toppa, Krap & Jay-Z …So you and ur anaconda do allyo business in stunner or supm....ain war sit down where ur anaconda don “shed its skin”... ewwwww!!!!!!
MAC ain sure if the reason they scared of lizards is cause the thought of something small just offends them or something...but tell all the girls that u kno who fraid lizard but not anaconda that MAC say....if you must scream and make a scene...do what Paris or Pamela Anderson did...share it with the world...you kno...so all the lizards could see what they’re missing.

If you’re gonna sue...pull a chair n get in line....smell ya laterz. >=o)

Lab-rats or Guinea-pigs?

2008-09-22T18:26:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow." - J.A. Spender.

Being the religious person that I am, I was strolling along the classrooms this afternoon, bible in hand, when I happened upon Mr. Abbots Literature class hunting for a class. Now alyo know MAC had to deal with this for the sake of my friends in that class. So MAC question stands “Are we lab-rats or guinea-pigs?” coz we would like to think that administration has everything sorted out we just don’t know it yet? Speaking of which after the upper 6ers finished touring the school and getting kicked out of classes, they finally found refuge in the tiny outside toilet of a classroom they like to call T3, they were further disturbed by the annoying sawing, hammering and drilling of the construction workers in T1; not to mention I overheard a girl saying one of them tried to get her attention by the famous “psssst...sexy come here nah!!” Like hello!!! He cah see we doh hav classrooms and he need to shut up and get on with his work. By the way administration cudnt’a see da classroom war fix during the vacation...or they just love to test how well we work under noisy conditions....

Which brings us to MAC’s next point, as we know already the “grass cutting engineer” we have out at our uhm...college is quite into the habit of waiting until 8:30 (when class START) to proceed with his time consuming grass levelling. Now this job here like it don’t pay his bills eh coz even tho homeboy does reach school before everybody else, he does hadda wait until the sun come up hot hot and of course until he done feed he dog, before he could cut the grass (keep in mind dis dog does eat tuck shop like everybody else eh *ewww* ). MAC suggests that administration give this man a timetable so he could be confused like everybody else and know when he is allowed to cut the grass because this 8:30 thing ain’t working for our concentration span at all.

So until we meet agen, don’t forget MAC is watching.

Joined at the hips (most of 'em)

2008-09-17T18:32:00.000-07:00

{Dear readers, this is for future reference, MAD ABOUT COLLEGE only gives his/her subjective & personal opinions about what he/she is concerned with. This is merely for entertainment what I say may not always be factual and it is not your business to do any further investigations.....do not spread or slander anyone’s name...as a matter of fact MAC will NEVER call names and the people that you think I’m talking about are to be left alone.....and plz if you think I was mean to you...get over it...I have no hard ill feelings towards you so don’t start hating...We’re all adults here so lets do what the adults do and pretend to get along. Message From: MAD ABOUT COLLEGE}

Quote of the day: “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein-

Today’s Topic: Joined at the hips

Hello agen MAC fans, did ya miss me? Course u did....maybe not all of you heard about that little scurmish that went down the other day that nearly put MAC on retirement but I bounced back like the true pimp that I is and here I am agen getting ready to talk s**t bout ppl who never did me a thing ...don’t you just love hating me?
Now you’ve all heard the saying that misery loves company rite...well apparently so do horny teenagers all around the world...and of course S.V.G or SVGCC teens are no exceptions. So being the unloved bastard that I am u can imagine how much it must grind the hell outta my gears to see all these couples around the place. Let’s see who made MAC’s s**t list 2day....
Ok first up is an old school couple from yester term that every returning student should know of.... so the male graduates and everything n the female passes and gets to her second yr...whoopie...I kno what u sadist bastards were thinking...”Oooh now da he lef skool dey goin dun fo sure” WRONG...the two love birds are still going as strong as ever....and what they said about time healing all wounds is apparently tru cause it seems like that patch is healing up and some hair is creeping in (unless he’s trying to start a fashion trend) or maybe we’re just getting used to seeing it.
Now if it was the old MAC I’d prolly say something like: “y MAC hadda suffer thru yet another year of the same ole crap... I mean who likes school that much that they hadda come thru dem gates for a third year jus to check up on your woman and make sure she’s properly fed and that u can fix her clothes after she comes from the bathroom and even wipe her mouth after she’s done eating” that’s what the old MAC would’ve said the new, improved and nicer MAC would say : ”dude that is borderline creepy....your so close to stalking that it’s not even funny.....your girlfriend isn’t exactly Beyoncé...relax...you’re prolly the only one that’s still looking at her...stay home or get a job or something”
But it’s hard to find a couple that actually look like they love each other so props to ya’ll 4 that n dude...it takes serious balls to come back for a third round of college....props G... you both have MAC’s consent....now stick 2gether n make some pretty babies ok?
Next couple...now this next duo look like they’re literally joined at the hips....they comprise of an upper six male who was featured in the Austin Powers movie...he was the spy with the umm...lol....the thing on his nose that kept distracting Austin...( ***oh snap***) yea...and a lower 6 girl. Now the interesting thing about these two is that most ppl would’ve seen the spy around town with the female a couple times just walking and stuff....but at the same time we kinda knew that he had another female that he always walked with (does he even have any male friends??)
Now I know what you all thought “wen she reach out here u gine see how he stop walk wid he fren dem n stick on to she” (allyo ain fed up study ppl...ya’ll shud be more like MAC n study ur own boring bizness) well ya’ll bin rite bout the stick on 2 each other part...anywho.....just a thought guy...Nothing wrong wit feedin ur girl eh.....she ain tuff buh ...umm...yea...its just a thought no offence...
Lord ...I think Mr man does do law so lemme careful....umm on the bright side...ya’ll seem like a cute, fresh young couple...MAC dor hear or c ya’ll 2 much so that shows that ya’ll ain 2gether 4 fame...so keep it that way as long as possible.
Ok...den nxt two...kinda sketchy....they look like they still stuck in the limin phase, like when yuh now start to lime somebody and u war keep it on d downlow...one word of advice....think of ur country eh...imagine if allyo mek 11 kids...daz 11 future Vincentian basketball players we ha dey eh…. Tall just like their parents…..
Next group is the classical GHS + grammar skool couple…..new girl..old boy.. Them 2 kinda confusin coz during the carnival season ppl used to see dem whining all over the place and now this young lady reach college (when you think they would get closer) they gone all shy on us and just saying “ Hi….Bye!” Sup wid da???? I mean most ppl think di boy kool and everything and d grl uhm…..everybody could SEE she uhmmm……perfectly normal. (MAC kinda wonderin y u dor giv ur “girl” a ride in ur jeep tho?)
And now for another piece of MAC’s scurmish…now everybody know Biology and Chemistry and all dem science subjects hard and ting and it’s even harder now because there is currently no Chemistry teacher present at the moment….nevertheless these students managed to find some “chemistry” because we see a couple from these science classes leaving class together to leave their stack of books in the boy car. Lemme tell alyo sumting this stack of books hadda be pretty heavy eh because is d TWO of dem have to carry them to the car….and apparently dem books aint sturdy either coz they probly keep tipping over since they does spend like a good half an hour “getting their books”.
These books also are preciously cared for because sun aint supposed to hit them so the car door does hadda be closed as well so no uhm…..sunlight I guess could hit them….that’s the only logical explanation MAC could come up with coz I aint able I get sued. Dor say MAC dor love alyo eh!!
Finally the most infamous couple out college right now….MAC like to call them “The travellers” why?? Coz these two kids always leaving the school compound in what we also like to call the “silver surfer” during their ‘free periods’….this silver surfer does mek real rounds eh and in style too anah….coz the windows never down….I dor know who fooling we bout gas prices rising coz it sure don’t look so….anywhooo I have to give this couple their props coz if is one thing they real communicative eh….they always talking whenever they not riding…..I suppose they does be talking while riding…and not to mention when silver surfer park back up they talking!? Again….hmmmmm….if alyo know bout some scurmish da does tek an hour to talk please tell MAC coz we would really like to know what so juicy.
Somebody tell these lovebirds/chicken heads….that MAC say dor break up until I don get my cake.

That’s all for now folks MAC done study ppl business….for tonight…so be good kids and remember MAC is watching!

Diet MAC (some ppl can't handle caffeine)

2008-09-16T18:16:00.000-07:00

Oh dear kids, MAC has to turn things down a notch for the sake of…well for everybody....I nearly got sued man...damn...ok so again apologies to any students or members of staff....like I said I love ya'll I was just trying to put a few smiles on ppl's faces....but really now...i didn't even mention any names dude....way to blow your cover >=o)

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Out of the mouth of a real adult: "let me tell you something...you are a human being with certain inalienable rights...given by God! You are not owned by another person, and if a person behaves spoilt because they think you have written about them, you will only be making them out to be more of a spoilt child if you allow them to dictate your expressions!....you must never let another person's offended or hurt feelings be the dictates for your free expression especially in a case like this one where you (or the blogger) clearly was not speaking about the person in question"

AMEN ...with that said let's get crackin... =o)

Quote of the day: "Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent." -Dionysius of Halicarnassus-

Today's topic:-Suggestion for the facially challenged + SHEMale ALERT!!!!!!

1st Story:

Some upper 6rs may already be familiar with a certain gender confused member of our college...personally MAC would like this PERSON to make up it's mind, and wear the appropriate uniform before an epidemic breaks out (*hint* skirt 4 u boss). For those who have now touched down (l6rs) into our prestigious institution and still can't fathom this individual, it is ALLEGED (ya’ll dun kno y I say da) that he can be seen leaving the compound after his law class with the teacher at his side, while holding her bag......Yes I said HOLDING THE TEACHER'S BAG....n dis ain no small bag eh. MAC has difficulty telling "which one is de woman??!! so if you are out there reading this: "Does this really need to be done…?
Now one would like to think that after smothering a teacher in such a way there is some benefit to be derived.....think AGEN!!! Because this teacher is known to NOT PERFORM MIRACLES FOR ANYONE.....
so it's either he doesn't get the point or he is just using this opportunity to express his feminine side. Puh leez... is he living in our reality??.... but ironically he is from the town where ppl beg " big fly doh bodda me!!!"
Now obviously just because he carries a teacher's bag doesn't mean that he’s gay, (he’s not gay so don’t call him that) it's his other characteristics...such as the way he LAPS HIS FEET at the FRONT of every class looking every so attentive...all this "duck foot" needs is lip gloss on those long lips and he's good to go "girllllfriend" *snap*. Sucking up is evident in this case.
Well alyuh go think this person go stop at sucking up and call that George,,,buh who fool you?? This person is an active member of the Christian Fellowship.... MAC does frequent the church wen i ready so take it from me, is either something in d water where he livin or he does read a different bible...cause MAC kno it say in d old testament in d book of Matthew chapter 27 n verse 17.."The Lord sayeth thusly to all men, be ye Christ-like, not chick-like". (HALLELUJAH).
On top of that this person is one helluva singer, for all of you who didn't see him skipping about during assembly on Friday...so the long lip dem actually there for a reason. So as you can see this person really enjoys being in the spotlight...but if you ever see him grin plz tap homeboy on he shoulder and tell him da aint for he non tall...he cute too bad.
Don't get MAC twisted here folks because this person claim say how he aint GAY and of course who better to know than this person himself...but we just had to mention it as a deterrent for potential followers....so plz if you know homeboy throw him a ball or something and we realize you might have to teach him how to use it but the world would be grateful...
Oh n b4 i go, somebody be a dear n tell this person MAC say, if he dor have nothing good to say then dor say nuttin, n dude (I use this term very lightly)... "Ass kissing gives bad breathe!!"

Be on ur best behaviour kids.... MAC is watchin...

2nd Story”
“[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?

[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!

[Ken]
Well, forget it!

[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me”

Gather around kiddies, MAC has a second story for you just as promised, that thingy above there is an actual song folks, I’m sure most of ya’ll kno Weird Al Yankovic rite? He’s the dude that does parodies.....look ya’ll is big college ppl eh I ain spoon feedin nobody chile (even to som of ya’ll really need to b fed) anyhow.... I put it in for a reason.... MAC is a frequent church goer eh (specially wen carnival season ova) so MAC dor believe in calling ppl UGLY. But the thing is, that some ppl are just....ummm...u kno...not.... very good looking (at all) and its not very becoming of a young man/woman to b walking around in public lookin like if the still goin thru the process of evolving from apes...
But MAC has come to realized that its no ones fault....n just like a fat kid in a candy shop..some people just can’t help but...u kno..being unattractive...
Now b4 allyo get vex wid MAC remember 3 things...1. MAC look damn fine so I cud afford to talk, 2. MAC LOOK DAMN FINE SO I CUD AFFORD TO TALK!!! and 3. Who vex bathe...
Now as I was sayin...it ain allyo fault...the matter is out of your hands so to speak...thus I created the term “Facially Challenged”. Karma is a bitch eh so b4 i grow an extra nose n my teeth start stickin outa d side of ma face...lemme just say that i dor ha NUTTIN aginst “facially challenged” ppl...ya’ll does jus scare me sometimes...n daz wa does grind my gears..some people hav no consideration for others....if u kno u ain exactly eye candy material n ur more of d upset stomach type...how hard is it to get a K.F.C bag n cut out 2 holes 4 ur eyes n 1 for ur nose? (mouth is optional)
B4 I go MAC has something to say as usual: most college ppl dor do that bad in the looks department (same can’t b said bout the lower 6rs) but a few af ya’ll cud use a lil make-over....but for those of u that don’t hav the ca$h rite now lemme kno if ur interested in some designer paper bags for ur face....me n my sister over at CRF getting the designs ready....we tryin to get everything from Jansport to Gucci....so u can b ugly...i mean “facially challenged”...yet stylish n conservative.
Be on ur best behaviour kids.... MAC is watchin...

2008-09-16T16:27:00.000-07:00

Dear everybody,

This is MAC, doing what I never thought I’d have to do (this early in the game), making an apology. Now I’ve already said that I have a bad memory, but I can’t recall calling any names in my post....as a matter of fact NO NAMES WERE CALLED!!! I understand that maybe MAC was a bit harsh but MAD ABOUT COLLEGE’S DISCLAIMER WAS BLATANTLY CLEAR and on top of that I remember posting a little note at the top of that issue stating clearly that what I write is not all factual and that it’s merely for entertainment. As a matter of fact no damage was done to your character until you made a scene that MAC was only able to hear about after it was over.
However, feelings and maybe some ego’s were apparently hurt and the bad guy (me) got away with the crime.....people were wrongfully accused....I mean confronted and it’s my fault so for that I’m sorry.

Finally to the handsome young gentlemen that I previously “thrashed” MAC is very very sorry. I’m kindly asking you to reconsider because the college and innocent parties have a lot to lose if Brainstorm Inc never recovers from its slumber. Lets all be adults here and call this whole matter water under the bridge...if you want MAC to stop writing then fine, that’s do-able (but that’s not very necessary either is it?)If you agree to call off the dogs, MAC is willing to apologize again and clear up the issue and state the facts.

SPEAK OUT!!!

2008-09-15T20:35:00.001-07:00

My fellow students, this is your good friend MAD ABOUT COLLEGE, I know this is very unorthodox and highly unexpected but it is very necessary. I personally feel as though we are being oppressed and in some ways victimized by the staff of the ‘oh so prestigious SVGCC’. Believe MAC, we the students aren't the only ones that are uncomfortable with the state of things in our school; but unlike the teachers we have the POWER of majority on our hands, there is strength in numbers, you are no longer little boys and girls, you are not children that need an adult's permission to speak..”This is a democracy until it’s not”... we are free men and women and we are more than students of an institution....we are VINCENTIANS and we fear no man but God himself.

We are certainly not afraid of Permanent. M...We were placed in their care....they will not bite, scorn, or expel you... therefore, I beg of you...take a stand...Gather up your friends, the student council, make yourself heard. I would personally lead any group no matter how small it may be straight to Permanent.M and friends' office (but I must remain anonymous). Please do not take this to any radio station...this is not a political matter, must we be so spineless as to run to one MAN because another MAN is making things difficult for us?

This is no joke; this is no excuse to stay home from school (don't u dare say "MAC say we mus strike"). Things are in desperate need of reform, I know that a lot of you are annoyed with the series of rules but I'm, sure that the majority of students are here to learn, don't make this about your right to feel/look sexy....in a few years from now when you've already graduated from University you'll still be attractive. Voice your concerns, whether it be classroom situations or rigid rules..comment on it.

Furthermore, despite how much of a hard time MAC gives lower 6 students we do not blame you...This is the opportunity for you to make history...for ALL of us....its about time people realize that Vincentians are more than black people..For once let us as young people fight for something that doesn't involve the opposite sex. Let’s make this into a real Education Revolution. Finally, this is not a threat, it’s a promise, and if the staff does nothing about this then we the students will!!!

Somebody tell Permanent.M and Friends that MAC says the students are tired talking amongst themselves......WE'RE READY TO BE HEARD!!!!!!!!
If you can’t direct this statement personally, MAC is always here for you to leave your comments.

Double Treat

2008-09-15T14:31:00.000-07:00

{Dear readers, this is for future reference, if you’re wondering what’s the difference between Man About College & MAD ABOUT COLLEGE, the difference is simply this: Man About College supplies accurate information about issues that most SVGCC students are concerned with, while MAD ABOUT COLLEGE only gives his/her subjective & personal opinions about what he/she is concerned with and issues that he/she thinks the SVGCC students might be concerned with. This is merely for entertainment.....so plz...No hard feelings n don’t start hating either (leave that 4 me)...We’re all adults here so lets do what the adults do and pretend to get along. Message From: MAD ABOUT COLLEGE}

Monday 15th September, 2008

MAC’S Mood: Ecstatic

Quote of the day: “Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed.” -Barry Goldwater-

Today’s Topic: TRIPLE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (These r things that happened last week but were brought to my attention a bit late...It won’t happen agen)

We have some BIG, BIG, BIG NEWS this week; it’s so BIG that MAC has 3 smexy, spicy stories for you today!!!!

1st Story:

Hello precious reader, welcome to another gut bustin segment of “What grinds my Gears”. Well today my gears were more than grinded, MAC was sitting quietly in the library reading d bible when a little birdie came n sat on my shoulder n told me som rather interestin news, d news was so interestin that it ben, twist, and break up my gear box all at the same time (c wa commess does do).

If I miss anything my Big Brother will clear it up, but apparently some upper sixers were on the school compound at around minutes to 4 or supm like da on Thursday...and along came d wanna b rent-a-cop wifey big bad wolf dressed in blu. Mrs. Rent-a-cop apparently came there, not to mingle or get some well needed fashion advice (to my sisters over at CRF plz handle dis wen u get the chance), but instead to kick the STUDENTS off the premises!!!!

Nice it up all u want...point is dat d man....I mean, d woman...went dere cuz she intended/wanted the students to leave....older folks love to say how young people rude...but I heard from the little birdie that a student simply inquired (politely) as to why they had to vacate the premises n Mrs .sir start wid she nonsense....now by this time I don knock d bird off me shoulder n start 2 write up my lil supm supm (ah tell allyo MAC love ya’ll ana) (oh n b4 I 4get ...allyo try n fix d “handheld fone” dem na, it ain polite to b shoutin hello hello hello like a stunna (props) wen ur elders tyrin 2 kick u outa d skool yard)

Anywho somebody plz tell Mrs. Rent-a-cop dat MAC say if they been dey wen it happn I n I shoes, watch, ring n earring woulda don reach off... cuz ain nobody who workin 4 5 $hilling a month goin com n kick me outa skool wen I ain do nuttin wrong an ain even gimme so much as a reason.

I don wid dat now eh... nxt one...

2nd Story:

Father God plz help college ppl (mostly uppa six)...i dor kno way we do 2 piss off d administration so early in d term but please put it in dere heart 2 forgive we....cuz d dog treatment we getting ain nice none tall. MAC bin church yesterday eh n d pastor say mus bun out bad mind...but pastor giv MAC money fo go skool so I hadda listen 2 mommy n daddy n dey say i mus respect my elders else I getting a buss face...dats fine....
Well with all due respect......who d hell tell dis providencial poodle da she could kick uppa six law students outa d class room da they does use on Thursdays?....MAC really dor understand way goin on wid dem newbies n dis epidemic of kickin ppl out from wherever dey meet dem buh if MAC bin a law student com c trouble....
Agen MAC dor study the details eh...i only want d juicy stuff...n MAC only find out cuz i was on d way to the library on Thursday to read my BIBLE (cuz i had no class yet)....wen i see a handful of upper sixers standing outside of ona d wooden oven-like classrooms...uhm...think bin T2...i dor sure...d point is dat the heavenly father told MAC to go n c whats up.... next ting i hear ppl tellin me da they get kicked outa class so da lower 6 cud hav com studies....
Now MAC was rather confused cuz d puppies that were standing outside T2 looked like they belonged to the T&T born pitbull...n i kno pitbull dor joke (specially dem from south)...apparently d pit bull was a bit under the weather and couldn’t make it to skool so she left her puppies instructions to read their books so that they can b big strong fierce future liars..I mean lawyers...no, crap... I mean dogs.....yea....(i jus drawin a reference wid d dog thing...i ain callin nobody no dog) n 4 those of u that knew that already keep quiet, i hadda cater 4 d slow ones 2...
Here we are agen n yes, as usual MAC has a message that needs to b delivered: somebody tell d providencial poodle dat MAC say wen d pit bull com bak fo she class Thursday i hope she dor back down from d dog fight...cuz in good ole S.V.G...is dog eat dog. Roof Roof.

If i don’t get assassinated allyo go hear from me 2morrow...peace...

Mango Tree Madness + Ahtiryrc on the loose

2008-09-12T19:36:00.000-07:00

MAC’s Mood: Naughty

Quote of the day: “Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.” -Oscar Wilde-

Notice we hav two topics today.....that’s cuz I have lots to get off my chest so, No more long talk, lets get to it kids.
Story:
MAC has been hearing complaints from annoyed upper sixers that belong to the “mango tree crew” that lower sixers have been trying “to take over” their turf. To be honest MAC isn’t very good with dates, but I think the “mango tree crew” was established late in the last term when the former upper six began their departure....MAC is the type that likes to observe things from a distance (yes mako if u hav 2 label everything) so I initially kept my distance even though a few acquaintances of mine were “active members”.
Even though I’m not apart of the mango tree crew, it was good to know that if the time came, as an upper sixer I could find refuge in a comfortable area when I’m not listening to an 1hr n 15min sermon. (even though dem chicks b noisy like hell wen dey ready)
Now somebody tell me who d hell tell dem nappy head newbie negros that they could just waltz in n tek over ppl spot? Dis really grinds my gears because MAC ain exactly a people person n besides dat half of dem rather hard to look at much less to listen to(n i heard tha they litter!!!!!). N yet they hav the audacity to bring ah whole truck load of dere friends wit dem.
Wen I bin lower six I had 2 sit in d library n watch rent-a-cop n ally cat patrol infront ppl face like if they expect to find a purpose in life all of a sudden(dor say MAC never do nuttin 4 ya'll eh..i jus giv u ppl 2 reasons to take skool seriously) .... somebody plz tell me mek young ppl dor respect they elders no more,a source(uppea 6) told me that on Wednesday he asked one L6r to give him a seat under the tree and the person in question replied by sayin “move me if u bad”
..... Ok so maybe that never happened but that’s the vibe that MAC is getting from the actions of the newbie’s.
As a peacemaker I would kindly ask the l6r’s to please respect those that were there before them and try to work something out.... if u must b under the tree there’s actually lots of space on the side where the garbage bin is... (lol @ “as a peacemaker”)

2nd Story:
You’re probably wondering what the hell is a “Ahtiryrc”(pronounced ah-ter-yurk). Ignorance is bliss my friends but I’ll let it slide (today). “Ahtiryrc” is an ancient Greek term that means “she who makes a mockery of herself”. In Vincy terms it simply means “dotish girl”.
"Get to the point MAC"....if thats what ur sayin then im giving u a very bad eye right now because i frown on that(wink wink)...my point is that dotish girls have always managed to grind my gears and I met the MOTHER of all dotish girls today....well not today...think I saw the heifer for the first time on Tuesday. (Oh no i didn’t)
My friends over at CRF r prolly gonna touch on this too n my Big Brother might tell me to take it down a notch in d future....so MAC only has “one” thing to say.
A female is walking around in d people school and she's an obvious “Ahtiryrc” .why u ask?.....my sisterin was seen on Wednesday 10th September wearin a shoe......."oh big deal its just a shoe". Fus thing fus...sun hot eh...if dat Chile blind me wid d glare from dem sorry xcuse for a school shoe I ain know how we goin com down cuz dem is som dangerous colors she b flexin ...second..with regard to her mentaly stability...i only hav one question....WTF??? MAC ain no fashion xpert (i do my best tho)...but agen...not my department, however, I know 4 sure da shoe she was wearin ain matching college uniform anytime soon...So umm....yea....the only xcuse I’ll accept is if homegirl got hit in d head wid a rainbow n can’t afford corrective surgery 2 fix d damage to her eyes n brain.
MAC dor ha NUTTIN personal against d Chile eh (ppl say she cute n I shall not disagree...*cough*)...her rep ain my business eitha....but somebody need to pull d girl in a corner n tell she that MAD ABOUT COLLGE say that she need to do something about dem bloody shoes b4 I report she to d nearest circus.

i don..catch ya on d flip side folks.....

MAD About College!

2008-09-11T19:34:00.000-07:00

MAC’s Mood: Cheerful

Quote of the day: A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. -Henry Ward Beecher-

Allow me to introduce myself.....
Hello all, isn’t it great to be alive? Course it is, cause dead people are rather boring these days, so for those of us that are alive n kicking it I’m sure that you’ll agree with me when I say that the one day we look forward to is our birthday init? Well guess whose birthday it is today? If u said Michael Jackson then you’re our lucky winner.....and you win ...nothing obviously.

Anywho...for those of us who weren’t dumb enough to fall for that you’ll obviously realize that nobody actually gives a rats ass about Michael Jackson and that I meant that it’s my birthday today......who am I u ask....I am mean, I am cold, I am pessimistic, I am harsh, I’m downright EVIL and even though its a big cliché, yes I am your worst nightmare. I am MAD ABOUT COLLEGE. sounds familiar..well Sherlock that's cuz I'm Man About College’s evil sibling(gender is of no concequence), and my big brother has given me the go ahead to express myself like an angry black woman who’s man just got stolen from "de nappy headed b***h down de road".

I’ll be talking in true Vincentian fashion about what “grinds my gears”, simply because I can (and because you and I have nothing better to do right now). Don’t get me twisted folks; MAD ABOUT COLLEGE is only my alias, I’m mad about EVERYTHING!! On that note let me warn you, no one is safe!!!!, your friends, your favourite celebs, your teachers, your parents, your man/woman (and if u have more than one don’t think I won’t find out) even the Political Party that you support can b a potential target. NO ONE WILL BE SPEARED!!!!!

I’m not afraid to speak my mind and because none of us are saints you’re gonna love me for it.....n despite what I say..I love you people...if it wasn’t for you guys I won’t have a job

The onslaught begins tomorrow.....